Tied for 4th most-quoted character in A Minecraft Movie (2025): in 8 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve (3), Garrett (2), Henry (2)
Ha! Newsflash! Iron golems will not attack unless provoked! [laughs evilly and Travis fires his crossbow at one of the iron golems, triggering them, she groans] Real smooth, Travis! [The lead golem smacks a Piglin away and an epic battle commences]
All right, my piggies. Today, we take the Overworld as ours! Attack their villages. Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. All they have created, we destroy! [the Piglins cheer] Well, what are you standing around for? Get out of here! Go on, bring me the gold!
Oh, for goodness' sake! Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! [The Great Hog roars and charges into battle] How do you like them pork chops?!
Yeah, I'm really sorry about that.
Bring out the beast! [a piglin whispers to her] What? What do you mean, you just have to put the brain in? Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done!
General Chungus: Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day, but I'm really trying to set some new goals and... [a gate opens up with a big, brutish Piglin roaring in]
The Great Hog! My ultimate weapon. [the Great Hog rushes over to her] There he is! Kill him!
Wait, does this mean you're firing me? [The Great Hog fires his arm cannon at Chungus, reducing him to a pork chop]
Well done! Now find the roundlings, and bring me the orb!
I knew I'd find you dummies here!
It's her!
Of course it’s me, you fool! I’ve been tracking your scent from two biomes away. [Points to a new Great Hog] Check it out! I even built me a new hog!
Malgosha! Your reign is over!
You're wrong! It's just beginning!
Hah!
No!
Kill them! We have work to do! Goodbye, Steve! [Laughs evilly, flies away in her hot air balloon with two hordes of Piglins approaching them on both sides with all of them carrying boxes of TNT]
No! They're going to blow this bridge sky high!
Sorry, Hank.
What? [Garrett throws Henry onto hot air balloon platform with him knocking off all Piglins]
Yeah! [Gets out a slime cube] Slime cube! [The lime cube blows up and Steve trampolines onto hot air balloon] Come on, Garrett! Jump!
I can’t, Steve! Get him out of here! Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home!
Garrett, you don't have to do this!
Tell my story in song! [Makes a sign of the horns gesture] Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. Besides... [puts on sunglasses] I love luaus. [Proceeds to run at Piglins kicking two and punching two] Spin kick! [Grabs one] Garbage toss! Oh, crap! [Throws one carrying a TNT box and it explodes massively with Steve and Henry flying away in hot air balloon with a leaking hole]
No!
We're going down! Brace for impact! [Hot air balloon crash lands]
Okay, 'Goshe. Let's dance.
Bring it on! [Steve rushes at Malgosha who fires pink beam from staff at Steve launches himself from blocks lands a few feet away from her who uses her staff to destroy his armor]
My diamond armor! [gets out some eggs] Egg attack! [throws them at Malgosha] Frizz!
What is this, breakfast? [eggs spawn chickens that attack Malgosha]
Garrett, you're alive! [hugs Garrett]
Yeah! Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick. Pretty cool, huh?
Little bit.
Let's get this orb and go home. [steers the Ghast through the battlefield] All right, Hank. It's fireball time. Grab that spear. I want you to jab it in the tentacles. [Henry grabs the spear and jabs the Ghast's tentacles, making it spew fireballs at the Nether portal] Whoo! Jab it! Yeah!
How'd you learn how to do that?
Don't ask! [the fireballs destroy the Nether portal, dropping the orb while bringing day back to the overworld with the zombies burning up while the Piglins zombify]
No! What have you done? The orb! [the orb bounces from portal near the Great Hog, who picks it up with the lead golem punching it upward, flies up to pound it on head who falls down dead, with the drop falling down]
Yeah, dude!
Parry! Thrust! [knocks the staff out of Malgosha’s hands before pointing his sword at her] You failed, witch. The overworld lives on.
You, too, have fallen for the great lie. You'll never be happy. Deep down, you know. To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer.
You're right. It is harder to create than to destroy. That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. Later, 'Goshe. Every minute knowing you has been a horror-show waste of time.
Wait! One more thing. Come closer.
Do you have a little knife that you're gonna try to stab me with?
No, no, I'm too weak.
It was worth a shot. [as he tries to leave] Wait, wait, let me say one more thing. Come closer.
No way!
No, really, it's about you.
Lean down here.
You really are the worst. Goodbye. [leaves]
This is it, really. Come back! I don't even have a knife! Where would I keep it? [Steve waves her off in disregard] Sneak attack! [finally, she faints before dying from the sunlight]
