Pawny quotes from Men in Black: International (2019)
Played by Kumail Nanjiani
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I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M.
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Perfectly done. [glass breaks] Whoop!
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Nice save.
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I'm not losing another queen.
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Pawny: [uncloaks himself] State your business with the queen.
Dyad 1: We need someone to die.
[Dyad 2 shows a hologram of Vungus, queen uncloaks herself and shakes her head as if to say "no"]
Pawny: As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda 2, we do not kill Jababians nor participate in the murder thereof. This is nonnegotiable. [the Dyads explode into their true forms] Well, it's slightly negotiable.
Dyad 1: We need someone to die.
[Dyad 2 shows a hologram of Vungus, queen uncloaks herself and shakes her head as if to say "no"]
Pawny: As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda 2, we do not kill Jababians nor participate in the murder thereof. This is nonnegotiable. [the Dyads explode into their true forms] Well, it's slightly negotiable.
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Bassam: [crawls out of water bottle] Ah, dang it. Alright, nobody move!
Pawny: [draws his sword] Drop it, hairball!
Bassam: Nobody move!
Agent H: Bassam, how'd you get there?
Bassam: Feeling hydrated, H? Never had a bath before. [shakes the water off] Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.
Agent H: Ah, we drank from that.
Agent M: Oh gosh, I thought it tasted like a living beard.
Agent H: Okay, um, Bassam, listen, alright, mate? Let's be sensible here. I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so...
Bassam: Oh no, I definitely do. [referring to Riza] Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it. [turns on his jetpack and blasts off] Have a nice life, bozos!
Agent M: [sarcastically] Great job, H.
Pawny: [draws his sword] Drop it, hairball!
Bassam: Nobody move!
Agent H: Bassam, how'd you get there?
Bassam: Feeling hydrated, H? Never had a bath before. [shakes the water off] Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.
Agent H: Ah, we drank from that.
Agent M: Oh gosh, I thought it tasted like a living beard.
Agent H: Okay, um, Bassam, listen, alright, mate? Let's be sensible here. I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so...
Bassam: Oh no, I definitely do. [referring to Riza] Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it. [turns on his jetpack and blasts off] Have a nice life, bozos!
Agent M: [sarcastically] Great job, H.
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Pawny: Kabla nakshulin! [the Dyads move in closer] It was worth a try.
Dyads: We must have the weapon, for the Hive.
Agent H: No. I don't know if you've heard. We are the Men in Black. [thinks for a moment] The Men and Women in Black. [turns around, thumbs-up to Agent M, who thumbs-up back]
Pawny: [thumbs-up also] Nice save.
Agent H: If you think we're just gonna hand this thing over, you've got another think coming. You don't know who you're dealing with. See, we protect the Earth, and that means everyone and everything on it. So you wanna do this? You wanna get down? Fine. Let's go! [puts up his fists]
Agent M: [brings out the weapon] Move and I'll obliterate this entire island and everything on it!
Agent H: [backs up] Uh, yeah, including us. [whispers to Agent M] Y'know, you don't think we should've spoken about this? I just gave a whole speech.
Agent M: Yeah, I liked the speech. I just thought that maybe this would be more effective. [to the Dyads] You heard me! Don't make me use it.
Agent H: We'll do anything to protect our world.
Dyads: So will we. [as they were about to attack, they were beamed by MiB agents from behind, then exploded]
Dyads: We must have the weapon, for the Hive.
Agent H: No. I don't know if you've heard. We are the Men in Black. [thinks for a moment] The Men and Women in Black. [turns around, thumbs-up to Agent M, who thumbs-up back]
Pawny: [thumbs-up also] Nice save.
Agent H: If you think we're just gonna hand this thing over, you've got another think coming. You don't know who you're dealing with. See, we protect the Earth, and that means everyone and everything on it. So you wanna do this? You wanna get down? Fine. Let's go! [puts up his fists]
Agent M: [brings out the weapon] Move and I'll obliterate this entire island and everything on it!
Agent H: [backs up] Uh, yeah, including us. [whispers to Agent M] Y'know, you don't think we should've spoken about this? I just gave a whole speech.
Agent M: Yeah, I liked the speech. I just thought that maybe this would be more effective. [to the Dyads] You heard me! Don't make me use it.
Agent H: We'll do anything to protect our world.
Dyads: So will we. [as they were about to attack, they were beamed by MiB agents from behind, then exploded]
Other characters in Men in Black: International (2019): Agent H · Agent M · High T · Agent O · Riza Stavros