Men in Black: International 2019 quotes

Sir, they, uh, got away.

High T

I believe the appropriate phrase is...you lost them.

Well, I put it to you, sir, that they had help.

High T

Probably. But I know H. Whatever he's doing, there's a reason.

Why do you keep protecting him? Huh? What is it going to take?

High T

I'm protecting this institution.

From what? From me? Are you questioning my loyalty, sir?

High T

At the very least, your judgement. [stands up] Is there anything else, Agent C?

No, sir.

High T

Good. Then will you kindly leave? [C walks out of the room]

Agent H

Morning. [closes the door] I'm in the market for a useless, old, broken-down machine. What have you got?

You're not gonna get a rise outta me, H. It's the Imperial with the red tab. Do try to keep up.

Agent H

Thank you, Charlie. [walks in the elevator, doors close]

Agent H

Step on it, would you, Freddy?

You got it, H. [steps on the brake, causing H and M to fall through]

Agent M

"Kabla nakshulin", what does it mean?

It means: "one day I'll kill whoever you choose in the most gruesome way imaginable". [throws Agent H to the floor]

Agent M

Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it. He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them.

Agent H

Yes, sir?

High T

H, listen to me. This isn't my operation. Get out of there, get safe, then report. M may be right.

You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes.

High T

There could be a mole in Men in Black. [he and Agent C glare at each other]

Ah, dang it. Alright, nobody move!

Pawny

Drop it, hairball!

Nobody move!

Agent H

Bassam, how'd you get there?

Feeling hydrated, H? Never had a bath before. [shakes the water off] Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.

Agent H

Ah, we drank from that.

Agent M

Oh gosh, I thought it tasted like a living beard.

Agent H

Okay, um, Bassam, listen, alright, mate? Let's be sensible here. I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so...

Oh no, I definitely do. [referring to Riza] Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it. [turns on his jetpack and blasts off] Have a nice life, bozos!

Agent M

Great job, H.

Feeling hydrated? Never had a bath before. [shakes the water off] Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.

High T

Ah, you came to say goodbye. And you brought the lovely M. [takes an ambience] You can really feel the history here. Eiffel discovering wormholes, gangways to other civilizations. The First Alien Migration. [looks at H] And we made history here too, didn't we, H? With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.

Agent H

No. We didn't. [he and M approach High T] The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy, so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black. You'd wait, and when it came, you'd give it to them.

High T

My dear boy, you were always a bright one, but there's no stopping this. [open the gate] With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall, starting with this one.

Agent H

Step away from the controls! You neuralyzed me. Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world. Left alive to sell the lie.

High T

They wanted this. [looks at H] You were there. You were always like a son to me.

Agent M

H?

High T

You were always like a son to me.

Agent M

That's not High T anymore.

High T

You were always like a son TO HIM. [turns into the Hive himself]

Kabla nakshulin.

Pawny

State your business with the queen.

We need someone to die.

Pawny

As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda 2, we do not kill Jababians nor participate in the murder thereof. This is nonnegotiable. [the Dyads explode into their true forms] Well, it's slightly negotiable.

Pawny

Kabla nakshulin! [the Dyads move in closer] It was worth a try.

We must have the weapon, for the Hive.

Agent H

No. I don't know if you've heard. We are the Men in Black. [thinks for a moment] The Men and Women in Black. [turns around, thumbs-up to Agent M, who thumbs-up back]

Pawny

Nice save.

Agent H

If you think we're just gonna hand this thing over, you've got another think coming. You don't know who you're dealing with. See, we protect the Earth, and that means everyone and everything on it. So you wanna do this? You wanna get down? Fine. Let's go! [puts up his fists]

Agent M

Move and I'll obliterate this entire island and everything on it!

Agent H

Uh, yeah, including us. [whispers to Agent M] Y'know, you don't think we should've spoken about this? I just gave a whole speech.

Agent M

Yeah, I liked the speech. I just thought that maybe this would be more effective. [to the Dyads] You heard me! Don't make me use it.

Agent H

We'll do anything to protect our world.

So will we. [as they were about to attack, they were beamed by MiB agents from behind, then exploded]

Yeah, baby!

Riza Stavros

"Peace offering".

Riza Stavros

Why are you wearing pink trousers?

High T

You were always like a son to me. You were always like a son to me. You were always like a son TO HIM.