Agent M It took me 20 years to find you, more or less. How many people can say that? I...found...you!
Tied for most-quoted character in Men in Black: International (2019): in 8 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Agent H (4), Pawny (2), High T (2)
Yeah, I made my own box for the division that has no box. You know, the division where they wear black suits and deal with the guys from... [points up] ...up there.
More lines from Agent M
2 quotes Agent M Agent M Check, please.
Scenes with Agent M
5 scenes Agent M Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it. He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them.
H, listen to me. This isn't my operation. Get out of there, get safe, then report. M may be right.
Agent C
You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes.
There could be a mole in Men in Black. [he and Agent C glare at each other]
Bassam
[crawls out of water bottle]
Ah, dang it. Alright, nobody move!
Bassam
Nobody move!
Bassam, how'd you get there?
Bassam
Feeling hydrated, H? Never had a bath before. [shakes the water off] Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.
Ah, we drank from that.
Agent M Oh gosh, I thought it tasted like a living beard.
Okay, um, Bassam, listen, alright, mate? Let's be sensible here. I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so...
Bassam
Oh no, I definitely do. [referring to Riza] Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it. [turns on his jetpack and blasts off] Have a nice life, bozos!
Agent M [sarcastically]
Great job, H.
Agent M "Kabla nakshulin", what does it mean?
Luca
It means: "one day I'll kill whoever you choose in the most gruesome way imaginable". [throws Agent H to the floor]
Kabla nakshulin! [the Dyads move in closer] It was worth a try.
Dyads
We must have the weapon, for the Hive.
No. I don't know if you've heard. We are the Men in Black. [thinks for a moment] The Men and Women in Black. [turns around, thumbs-up to Agent M, who thumbs-up back]
If you think we're just gonna hand this thing over, you've got another think coming. You don't know who you're dealing with. See, we protect the Earth, and that means everyone and everything on it. So you wanna do this? You wanna get down? Fine. Let's go! [puts up his fists]
Agent M [brings out the weapon]
Move and I'll obliterate this entire island and everything on it!
[backs up]
Uh, yeah, including us. [whispers to Agent M] Y'know, you don't think we should've spoken about this? I just gave a whole speech.
Agent M Yeah, I liked the speech. I just thought that maybe this would be more effective. [to the Dyads] You heard me! Don't make me use it.
We'll do anything to protect our world.
Dyads
So will we. [as they were about to attack, they were beamed by MiB agents from behind, then exploded]
[sees H]
Ah, you came to say goodbye. And you brought the lovely M. [takes an ambience] You can really feel the history here. Eiffel discovering wormholes, gangways to other civilizations. The First Alien Migration. [looks at H] And we made history here too, didn't we, H? With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
No. We didn't. [he and M approach High T] The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy, so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black. You'd wait, and when it came, you'd give it to them.
My dear boy, you were always a bright one, but there's no stopping this. [open the gate] With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall, starting with this one.
Step away from the controls! You neuralyzed me. Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world. Left alive to sell the lie.
[holds the weapon]
They wanted this. [looks at H] You were there. You were always like a son to me.
Agent M H?
Agent M That's not High T anymore.
You were always like a son TO HIM. [turns into the Hive himself]
