Agent H quotes from Men in Black: International (2019)

View Quote I am MiB, you Cerulian scum. And FYI, your little club here sucks.

View Quote We are the Men in Black. The Men and Women in Black.

View Quote Agent H: Morning. [closes the door] I'm in the market for a useless, old, broken-down machine. What have you got?
Charlie: You're not gonna get a rise outta me, H. It's the Imperial with the red tab. Do try to keep up.
Agent H: [presses the button] Thank you, Charlie. [walks in the elevator, doors close]

View Quote Agent H: Step on it, would you, Freddy?
Freddy: You got it, H. [steps on the brake, causing H and M to fall through]

View Quote Agent M: Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it. He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them.
Agent H: [phone rings, he answers] Yes, sir?
High T: H, listen to me. This isn't my operation. Get out of there, get safe, then report. M may be right.
Agent C: You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes.
High T: There could be a mole in Men in Black. [he and Agent C glare at each other]

View Quote Bassam: [crawls out of water bottle] Ah, dang it. Alright, nobody move!
Pawny: [draws his sword] Drop it, hairball!
Bassam: Nobody move!
Agent H: Bassam, how'd you get there?
Bassam: Feeling hydrated, H? Never had a bath before. [shakes the water off] Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone.
Agent H: Ah, we drank from that.
Agent M: Oh gosh, I thought it tasted like a living beard.
Agent H: Okay, um, Bassam, listen, alright, mate? Let's be sensible here. I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so...
Bassam: Oh no, I definitely do. [referring to Riza] Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it. [turns on his jetpack and blasts off] Have a nice life, bozos!
Agent M: [sarcastically] Great job, H.

View Quote Pawny: Kabla nakshulin! [the Dyads move in closer] It was worth a try.
Dyads: We must have the weapon, for the Hive.
Agent H: No. I don't know if you've heard. We are the Men in Black. [thinks for a moment] The Men and Women in Black. [turns around, thumbs-up to Agent M, who thumbs-up back]
Pawny: [thumbs-up also] Nice save.
Agent H: If you think we're just gonna hand this thing over, you've got another think coming. You don't know who you're dealing with. See, we protect the Earth, and that means everyone and everything on it. So you wanna do this? You wanna get down? Fine. Let's go! [puts up his fists]
Agent M: [brings out the weapon] Move and I'll obliterate this entire island and everything on it!
Agent H: [backs up] Uh, yeah, including us. [whispers to Agent M] Y'know, you don't think we should've spoken about this? I just gave a whole speech.
Agent M: Yeah, I liked the speech. I just thought that maybe this would be more effective. [to the Dyads] You heard me! Don't make me use it.
Agent H: We'll do anything to protect our world.
Dyads: So will we. [as they were about to attack, they were beamed by MiB agents from behind, then exploded]

View Quote High T: [sees H] Ah, you came to say goodbye. And you brought the lovely M. [takes an ambience] You can really feel the history here. Eiffel discovering wormholes, gangways to other civilizations. The First Alien Migration. [looks at H] And we made history here too, didn't we, H? With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers.
Agent H: No. We didn't. [he and M approach High T] The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy, so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black. You'd wait, and when it came, you'd give it to them.
High T: My dear boy, you were always a bright one, but there's no stopping this. [open the gate] With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall, starting with this one.
Agent H: Step away from the controls! You neuralyzed me. Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world. Left alive to sell the lie.
High T: [holds the weapon] They wanted this. [looks at H] You were there. You were always like a son to me.
Agent M: H?
High T: [approaches H] You were always like a son to me.
Agent M: That's not High T anymore.
High T: You were always like a son TO HIM. [turns into the Hive himself]