Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis

Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina

View Quote Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

View Quote Gretchen: Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.
Cady: I wouldn't?
Gretchen: Right. Oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.

View Quote Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: [surprised] Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?

View Quote [in the Girl's Bathroom]
Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

View Quote Ms. Norbury: [after implying that an elderly biker is her boyfriend] I'm kidding. Sometimes older people make jokes too.
Damian: My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your nana and I have that in common.

View Quote Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MCees ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, So a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G..."

View Quote Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little- [gets hit by a schoolbus]

View Quote [deleted scene] Regina: We do not have a clique problem at this school.
Gretchen: But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".
Regina: What are "frenemies"?
Gretchen: Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies".
Karen: Or "enemends".
Gretchen: Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors".
Regina: [rolls eyes] That is so gay.
Karen: [gasps] What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"?
Regina: [scoffs]
Gretchen: No, honey, it has to have the word "friend" in it.
Karen: Oh...

View Quote I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.

View Quote Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

View Quote Mr. Duvall: So, uh... how was your summer?
Ms. Norbury: I got divorced.
Mr. Duvall: Oh. My carpal tunnel came back.
Ms. Norbury: I win.
Mr. Duvall: Yes, you do.

View Quote Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.

View Quote Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.

View Quote You know who's lookin' fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. [Gretchen: He's your cousin!] (to Gretchen, regarding Seth) Yeah, but he's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins... [Gretchen looks at her pityingly] ...that's not right is it? [Gretchen shakes head no] Seethhh!!!! [runs after seth]

View Quote Cady: [voiceover] Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute...
Regina: [bursting in] What is this?!
Cady: [voiceover] Actual vomit.