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Mean Girls

Mean Girls quotes

179 total quotes

Burn Book
Cady
Damian
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Gretchen
Janis
Karen
Kevin Gnapoor
Mr. Duvall
Mrs. George
Multiple Characters
Regina




View Quote Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
View Quote Gretchen: Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.
Cady: I wouldn't?
Gretchen: Right. Oh, and it's the same with guys. Like, you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong.
View Quote Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: [surprised] Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
View Quote [in the Girl's Bathroom]
Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damian: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
View Quote Ms. Norbury: [after implying that an elderly biker is her boyfriend] I'm kidding. Sometimes older people make jokes too.
Damian: My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk.
Ms. Norbury: Your nana and I have that in common.
View Quote Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little- [gets hit by a schoolbus]
View Quote I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.
View Quote Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
View Quote Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MCees ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, So a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G..."
View Quote [deleted scene] Regina: We do not have a clique problem at this school.
Gretchen: But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".
Regina: What are "frenemies"?
Gretchen: Frenemies are enemies who act like friends. We call them "frenemies".
Karen: Or "enemends".
Gretchen: Or friends who secretly hate you, we call them "fraitors".
Regina: [rolls eyes] That is so gay.
Karen: [gasps] What if we called them "mean-em-aitors"?
Regina: [scoffs]
Gretchen: No, honey, it has to have the word "friend" in it.
Karen: Oh...
View Quote Mr. Duvall: So, uh... how was your summer?
Ms. Norbury: I got divorced.
Mr. Duvall: Oh. My carpal tunnel came back.
Ms. Norbury: I win.
Mr. Duvall: Yes, you do.
View Quote Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.
View Quote Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.
View Quote You know who's lookin' fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski. [Gretchen: He's your cousin!] (to Gretchen, regarding Seth) Yeah, but he's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins... [Gretchen looks at her pityingly] ...that's not right is it? [Gretchen shakes head no] Seethhh!!!! [runs after seth]
View Quote Cady: [voiceover] Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute...
Regina: [bursting in] What is this?!
Cady: [voiceover] Actual vomit.