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[Sees a Coca Cola can rolling on the bus floor] Sweet! A can!
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[To a young boy in the hallway] Oh, stop smiling! This isn't a Happy Place! [Knocks the boy's books to the ground]
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[To garbage covered Max] This is a bad Junior High! I can't believed McGinty did that to you!
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[To Max] Plausable Deniability...yeah, did you just make that up?
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[To Max] I'm going to meet out a punishment to you that is so severe that future generations will refer to it as...The Keeble.
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[To Max] You're a smart little boy...[leans forward] but so am I.
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[To McGinty and Dobbs] No more being pushed around! No more being stepped on on! No more...Mr. Not...Nice guy!
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[To Megan in class] McGinty says he's gonna pound me every day for the rest of my life.
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[To Megan] Let's just round it off to all your money forever! From here on in, you work for me.
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[To Robe in class] Dobbs says I have to give him all my money...[Irritable sigh] forever.
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[To Robe] Hello, freak!
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[To Robe] It's gonna be a long year for you, slim. I'm gonna pound you every day, and all thanks to your good friend, Keeble. Catch ya round, huh?