Masters of the Universe (2026) quotes, page 2

Roboto

Hey, let's crash their party!

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

I got my invitation right here!

Roboto

Well, no, if you have an invitation, you're not really...

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Oh!

Roboto

I'm about to RSVP these assholes! You're really making a mess of this party metaphor!

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Don't this feel great? Right? [peers over boulder and gets shot in helmet] Oof! They are not going to get to that castle. Not as long as I'm standing.

Roboto

You've been barely been upright since I met you.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

You got any missiles left?

Roboto

Yeah, one.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

That's all we need. [Roboto fires at statue sending it crashing into bridge]

Skeletor

It is I, Skeletor. And you, are but worms beneath my feet.

Man-At-Arms

Butt Worms. He just called us, butt worms.

Defend yourself, witch!

How about this? You and I sneak out of here, let them slug it out?

Nice try. [engages in sword fight]

You are your father's daughter.

Hell yeah, I am. [deflects upwards and drop kicks Evil-Lyn]

I brought someone here to see you.

Cringer?

Cringer

Is it okay if I lick you now?

Uh, yeah, sure. [nuzzling Cringer's face] Oh, wow. I missed you, buddy.

I can't believe we're all here. All the Heroes of Eternia.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I think I am.

Orko

In today's story, we saw that muscles don't necessarily make a man, and that having a skull for a face pretty much guarantees you're the bad guy! Until next time! [raises hands and sends forth a magical portal rings]

Skeletor

While I conquered an entire planet, you were here, uh... uh... What even is this? [Adam responds "it’s human resources"] Human resources? Oh, Adam, you naughty boy. [grabs He-Man by throat and lifts him up] Oh, you can pretend to be the hero with your giant muscles, that big long sword dangling between your glorious thighs. But you’ll always be a failure. Eternia isn’t your home. It’s a dream of something you’re not. [clicks teeth and scene becomes Grayskull castle] And that dream... is over. [plunges sword handle into Adam's abdomen and sends him to his Earth bedroom]

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

Remember me?! You remember who I used to be?! Commander of the Royal Guard! King's Man-At-Arms. [opens Trap Jaw's mouth] But today... [inserts grenade and closes Trap Jaw mouth] ...I'm a new man! [jumps out onto bridge and Trap Jaw's vehicle implodes]

Skeletor

Stand still, you muscle-bound oaf! I’m trying to annihilate you! [disintegrates Sword of Power and picks up handle] Well, would you look at that? It seems your sword is worthless. Nothing more than a cheap toy to play with. [He-Man claims "it’s not possible"] I’m curious. Without this, what are you? Who are you? Let’s have a look. [places hand on He-Man's head and sends him into a time warp into the gym, appears on a weightlifting bench] Could I level with you, Adam? I was never really buying that whole beefcake barbarian thing. I don’t think you ever were the tough guy. I suspect you were the runt. And those that didn’t bully you, well, they felt sorry for you. Catch! [throws barbell into He-Man who goes flying back to Grayskull castle where he claims "It wasn’t like that"] No? [slams He-Man's head into ground which sends him to a restaurant table with date Julia asking him what his home planet was like with He-Man claiming "it was beautiful" then Julia becomes Skeletor who drags He-Man] Ah, now this place, this is more your thing. A world of grays and beiges and a constant humiliating failure! [slams He-Man into ground who wakes up at office desk]

Get up, squink.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

You got to get back up and stand tall.

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

All right, you filthy skull polishers! Where do you keep the ships?

Duncan / Man-At-Arms

That's far enough!

Skeletor

The reign of Randor comes to an end tonight. You believed yourself so strong, [walks between two foot soldiers] you stopped fearing what lurked in the shadows. It was me. I lurked. In the deepest and darkest corners of the universe, I lurked. But now I step into the light... [gestures upwards] ...so you can look upon your downfall.

Roboto

This is a little revealing. [all Eternia warriors burst laughing]

By the power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER!!