A scene from MASH 1970

Trapper Painless Polish Day in the shower tent?

Hawkeye

Walt Waldowski, the dentist.

Trapper

Well, what, are those guys waiting to scrub his back or something?

Hawkeye

No, no. Old Painless is what we call the, ah, "best equipped dentist in the army".

Surgeon

[as he walks away from the shower]

I'd dearly love to see that angry!

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