A character in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)

Professor Waldman quotes from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)

John Cleese

Scenes with Professor Waldman

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Professor Waldman

You! Explain yourself!

Victor Frankenstein

Professor I'm sorry. Listen I came here to learn all about the new science. I'm Galvanism, Franklin's experiments. The combination of modern disciplines with ancient knowledge in an attempt to protect and create...

Professor Waldman

To create what?

Victor Frankenstein

So we can change things. We can make things better. Now you know that. We're on the verge of undreamt of discoveries, if we only have the courage to ask the right questions. Now you must help me. Please.

Professor Waldman

Come on.

Professor Waldman

Now for thousands of years, the Chinese have based their medical science on the belief that the human body is a chemical engine run by energy streams.

Victor Frankenstein

That's fascinating, then how do they explain... .

Professor Waldman

Henry is looking through his journals Don't touch that! Their doctors treat patients by inserting needles like these into the flesh at various key points to manipulate these electric streams

Victor Frankenstein

I see! So electricity is the key.

Professor Waldman

And that is why the central nervous system and it's crowning achievement the brain, are as complicated and mysterious a set of organs as you are ever likely to encounter. Handing a scalpel to Frankenstein Professor Waldman: Mr. Frankenstein the incision is yours. Excellent. Mr. Clerval you may remove the cranial lid.
Henry faints

Victor Frankenstein

No I'm serious. You take vaccine for instance. 30 years ago the entire concept of vaccine was unheard of, and now we save lives every day. But that isn't the whole answer.

Henry Clerval

What do you mean?

Victor Frankenstein

That sooner or later the best way to cheat death, will be to create life.

Henry Clerval

Now you've gone too far. There's only one God, Victor.

Victor Frankenstein

No. Leave God out of this. Listen. You love someone they have a sick heart. Wouldn't you give them a healthy one.

Henry Clerval

Impossible!

Victor Frankenstein

No, it's not impossible. We can do it. We're steps away. If we can do that if we can replace one part of a human being. We can replace every part. And if we can do that we can design a life. We can create a being that will not grow old or sicken. One that will be stronger than us, better than us, one that will be more intelligent than us, more civilized than us.

Henry Clerval

In our lifetime?

Professor Waldman

No!

Victor Frankenstein

How close did you get, Professor?

Professor Waldman

Too close.

Victor Frankenstein

Professor, I beg you, let me see these notes!

Professor Waldman

No! My work now and it's application, lies exclusively in the preservation of life. I abandoned my researches many years ago.

Victor Frankenstein

Why?

Professor Waldman

Because they resulted in abomination.

Murderer

You're not sticking that in me? Got a pox in it, I hear.

Woman

Pox? They're giving us pox?

Murderer

That's right, pox.

Professor Waldman

It's not pox. It's a vaccine that will prevent a plague in this city.

Woman

What's that?

Professor Waldman

It's a tiny harmless amount of anti-smallpox serum.

Murderer

You just said "pox"!

Professor Waldman

I said it was harmless. It's a necessary precaution, about which, this godforsaken city would be immediately put under quarantine.

Murderer

You doctors kill people. I don't care what you say you're not stickin' that in me!

Professor Waldman

Yes I am. It's the law! Now sit him down, someone.

Murderer

You're not stickin' that in me! You're not stickin' that in me!
Pulls out knife and fatally stabs the professor

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