Martin and Lewis (2002) · 38 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Martin and Lewis (2002): in 3 of its 38 quotes
Lou Perry You're getting hot, pal. I got a good feeling. Maybe now you can actually afford those clothes you buy? Get your own place? Not that I don't love having you stay at my place. Stay as long as you like.
You've been good to me, Lou. And a real good friend. I won't forget that.
Lou Perry Don't go soft on me, pallie.
Okay, pallie.
Lou Perry Okay were up next, and remember, let me do the talking. And what? You couldn't dress down a little?
Lou Perry Jerry, how are you doin'?
Not so good, Mr. Perry. I'm here at Atlantic City playing the 500 Club.
Lou Perry Oh, good for you.
Bad for me. Bad, very bad. Uh, I think they might hurt me.
Lou Perry C'mon, Jerry. Skinny D'Amato wouldn't hurt a fly.
What about Irwin Woolfe?
Lou Perry Yes, he would probably hurt you.
Please, Mr. Perry. Remember that night at the Havana-Madrid when I was messin' around with Dean?
Lou Perry Yeah sure, that was riot.
Thank you. I think Dean should come down and play the club, you know. He could sing and then I could do the routine, and then we could make somethin' out of it. You know, a handsome man and a monkey, it's very funny.
Lou Perry You uh... you wanna team up with Dean?
Just this once for this week. I gotta come up with somethin' or their gonna fire me and then maybe kill me. I ain't crazy about dying, but I definitely can't get fired.
Lou Perry Well you - you've got your own manager, right? Greshler? Why isn't he making this call?
Because he can't beg as good as I can. Please, Mr. Perry. I love Dean. I know he likes me too. I need this. I really need this.
