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Lou Perry: [on the phone to Jerry] Jerry, how are you doin'?
Jerry Lewis: Not so good, Mr. Perry. I'm here at Atlantic City playing the 500 Club.
Lou Perry: Oh, good for you.
Jerry Lewis: Bad for me. Bad, very bad. Uh, I think they might hurt me.
Lou Perry: C'mon, Jerry. Skinny D'Amato wouldn't hurt a fly.
Jerry Lewis: What about Irwin Woolfe?
Lou Perry: Yes, he would probably hurt you.
Jerry Lewis: Please, Mr. Perry. Remember that night at the Havana-Madrid when I was messin' around with Dean?
Lou Perry: Yeah sure, that was riot.
Jerry Lewis: Thank you. I think Dean should come down and play the club, you know. He could sing and then I could do the routine, and then we could make somethin' out of it. You know, a handsome man and a monkey, it's very funny.
Lou Perry: You uh... you wanna team up with Dean?
Jerry Lewis: Just this once for this week. I gotta come up with somethin' or their gonna fire me and then maybe kill me. I ain't crazy about dying, but I definitely can't get fired.
Lou Perry: Well you - you've got your own manager, right? Greshler? Why isn't he making this call?
Jerry Lewis: Because he can't beg as good as I can. Please, Mr. Perry. I love Dean. I know he likes me too. I need this. I really need this.


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