**** YOU! I'M NOT GOIN!
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Page 2 of 3I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.
I'm sick of this shit, Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got, I swear to God. **** you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? **** YOU! I'm sorry, Dave. I know I'm not supposed to use those words on television. I can't say those words. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! But, you, you are a (bleep)ing, (bleep)ing (bleep)hole! Okay?!
I've been in this buisness for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise you...you will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!
I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, **** YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, **** YOU!
If I find out you're behind this I will KILL you, Zmuda.
If you guys ever go to Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
Look at you...you're so proud...you look like some stupid kid walking home from school and saying, "Look Dad, I got an F!"
OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!
What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.