Mallrats quotes
78 total quotesBrodie Bruce
Jay
Multiple Characters
Rene
T.S. Quinn
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[Shows a Hustler spread to Silent Bob] Dude, this one looks like your mom. [Silent Bob nods]
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[speaking of T.S. and Brandi's love] You two are ****ed for each other.
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Didn't I dump your ass this morning?
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
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[referencing Trisha] How does that Jr. Masters in Johnson know about my proposal?
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I love the smell of commerce in the morning.
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[Brodie moves to hit Shannon, who is in police custody]
Police Officer: Hey! You can't strike a prisoner in police custody.
Brodie: Oh, come on, fellas! Just once.
Police Officer: Alright. But make it quick.
[Brodie punches Shannon in the gut]
Police Officer: Hey! You can't strike a prisoner in police custody.
Brodie: Oh, come on, fellas! Just once.
Police Officer: Alright. But make it quick.
[Brodie punches Shannon in the gut]
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[about the break-up letter from Rene] Yeah, and she also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.
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Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.
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Dude, you the mad chick magnet.
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You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge! (reference to The Untouchables)
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T.S.: You should see yourself right now: a grown man with his hand down his pants.
Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.
Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.
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Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass, or sticking my hand in it.
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That guy's faster than Walt Flanigan's Dog!