“You should see yourself right now: a grown man with his hand down his...” – T.S., Mallrats ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Mallrats 1995

T.S.

You should see yourself right now: a grown man with his hand down his pants.

Brodie

Yeah, I probably look like my old man.

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