A scene from Madagascar 2005
Everyone (sans Alex)
[Alex comes to Marty's, sign says "No Soliciting"] [laughing]

I know. And then... [Alex knocks on the door] Shh. Shh. It's him.

Who is it?

It's the pizza man. Who the heck do you think it is?

[opens the slot door and sees Alex's eye]

Yes? Can I help you?

Can I come to the fun side?

[closes the slot door; opens the door a little bit which is locked]

Beg your pardon?

You know, I've been kind of a jerk, Marty. But I've been thinking about what you said, and... I'm sorry.

[Closes the door. But then unlocks and opens the door!]

Welcome to Casa del Wild! Take a load off. Hey, hey, wipe your feet.

Alex!

[In Spanish]

Mi casa is su casa.

Very impressive.

Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.

[Drinks the water from the coconut shell, but it's seawater instead of potable water and he spits it out!]

This is seawater.

Oh, you don't swallow it. It's just temporary till the plumbing's done. Hey, y'all look hungry. How would you like some of nature's goodness?

You have food?

The Fun Side Special, coming up. Seaweed on a stick.

Seaweed?

On a stick. Don't love it till you try it.

That's unbelievable!

Mmm… So good.

Well, thanks. It does kind of hit the spot, doesn't it? [Without roasting it, Alex coughs up seaweed, because he wants steak as a carnivore.] Well, maybe it could use a little lemon.

No, it's great. It's really great. Doesn't get any better than this.

Oh, but it does. Check this out.

[He pulls down a lever, opening up the roof to show a view of the stars.]

Wow! Would you look at that?

It's like billions and billions of helicopters.

It's a shooting star. Make a wish. Quick!

Ooh! How about a thick, juicy steak?

You know what, Alex? I promise you I'm going to find you a steak tomorrow if it kills me.

Thanks, Marty.

[yawns]

It is getting late. I guess I'm gonna... [snores]

I think I'm gonna hit the sack too. Sweet dreams, everyone.

[Alex dreams of licking steak] [echoes]

Alex. [Alex is surprised; accidentally licks Marty as the others are shocked and confused] What are you doing?

27, 28, 29, 30. Hmm. 30. 30 black and only 29 white. Looks like you're black with white stripes after all. Dilemma solved. Good night. [Fakes sleeping.]

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