Melman the Giraffe Okay, listen up. You know how I have that bladder infection, and I wake up every two hours? Well, I got up to pee and, um, I looked over in Marty's pen which, you know, I normally don't do, but...
Most-quoted role: Melman the Giraffe in Madagascar (2005), 38 quotes
Movies Melman the Giraffe Melman the Giraffe I'm not smiling, it's gas.
Melman the Giraffe WAIT! It's Gloria! It's Gloriaaaaaaaa! Oh, it really is Gloria. Phew!
Melman the Giraffe Ya. [Gloria screams flat Melman falls on his] All; Whoa.
Melman the Giraffe First of all, that hurts. Second of all, I've only got 18 hours to live, anyway.
Melman the Giraffe Listen, "Mototo". You gotta treat her like a queen, 'Cause you, my friend have found the perfect woman.
Melman the Giraffe [As an elder, referring to his leg]
I lost all feeling in this thing years ago!
Melman the Giraffe Actually, I'm the Tribourough Bridge.
Melman the Giraffe I'm on a tightrope!