Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes

69 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Rory Breaker
Soap
Tom

View Quote I ****ing hate traffic wardens

View Quote Anyway, **** it. The battle is over and the war is won.

View Quote Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

View Quote Little Chris: ****in' hell John, do you always walk around with this in your pocket?
Big Chris: Hey! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't!

View Quote I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past!

View Quote Soap, stop being such a mincer.

View Quote Soap: Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?
Tom: That would be the same man, yes.

View Quote Soap: Where the **** are they going?... Shift a piano? I thought this was meant to be a robbery.
Eddie: Where did they get those outfits?
Tom, Bacon: Not a bad idea, that.

View Quote [After shooting each other]
Gary: What the **** are you doing here?
Barry: What the **** are YOU doing here?