Live Free or Die Hard 2007 quotes

42 quotes · 4 characters
Live Free or Die Hard (2007) poster
Characters

Most scenes together: John McClane & Thomas Gabriel (6), John McClane & Matt Farrell (4), John McClane & The Warlock (2)

Live Free or Die Hard quotes

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[Video footage of presidential speech excerpts created by Gabriel's team begins]

My fellow Americans,

Ronald Reagan

It is time to...

Harry Truman

strike...

George W. Bush

...fear...

George H. W. Bush

...into...

Franklin Roosevelt

...the minds of...

George W. Bush

...the citizenry.

Molina

It's an unauthorized broadcast.

[footage continuing]

Ask not what your country can do...

George W. Bush

...to avert...

Bill Clinton

...this...

Jimmy Carter

...crisis. the answer is...

Harry Truman

...nothing whatsoever.

George W. Bush

Our military...

Ronald Reagan

...strength...

Richard Nixon

...is...

Ronald Reagan

...in...

Bill Clinton

...this...

George W. Bush

...case...

Franklin Roosevelt

...useless.

George H. W. Bush

Read my lips,

Ronald Reagan

...the...

George W. Bush

...great...

Jimmy Carter

...confident...

Richard Nixon

...roar...

George W. Bush

...of...

Ronald Reagan

...the American...

Ronald Reagan

...progress...

Lyndon B. Johnson

...and...

Gerald Ford

...growth...

George W. Bush

...has...

Franklin Roosevelt

...come...

Harry Truman

...to...

Richard Nixon

an end.

George W. Bush

All the...

Harry Truman

vital...

Bill Clinton

technology...

Richard Nixon

that...

George W. Bush

this...

Lyndon B. Johnson

...nation...

Gerald Ford

...holds...

Franklin Roosevelt

...dear,

Bill Clinton

...communication,

Gerald Ford

...transportation,

Bill Clinton

...the Internet,

Bill Clinton

...connectivity,

George W. Bush

...electrical,

George W. Bush

...power,

...critical,

Bill Clinton

...utilities.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Their...

Ronald Reagan

...fate...

George W. Bush

...now...

Franklin Roosevelt

...rests...

Ronald Reagan

...in...

Richard Nixon

...our...

George W. Bush

...hands.

George W. Bush

We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.

Molina

I don't know how they're getting in.

George W. Bush
[footage continuing]

Thank you,

Richard Nixon

and a...

George W. Bush

...happy...

George W. Bush

Independence Day...

Dwight D. Eisenhower

...to everyone.

Casper
[footage ends]

That was creepy.

Trey

I tried to find more Nixon.

Mai talk to me. What's going on?

Mai? Oh yeah, little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's going to be talking to anyone for a very long time. Last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.

I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"

Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. Pat on the back, blah blah blah. 'That a boy.' You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. [I do this] because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so [I'm] doing it. That's what makes you that guy."

[Lucy McClane has just shot Emerson, Gabriel's henchman, in the foot with his own gun] [to Emerson]

Jesus Christ! You've got her?

[Emerson nods yes]

You're sure?

Agent Johnson

Special Agent Johnson, We'll take the sedan.

Agent Johnson?

Agent Johnson

That's right. This way please.

[under his breath]

Great... (This is a reference to the original Die Hard, which featured a running gag about two unrelated special agents named Johnson.)

[from the unrated version]

You just killed a helicopter with a car!

Hundreds of thousands of people die from car accidents every year. That was just, like, four more.

[probing a gunshot wound in McClane's shoulder with his gun]

On your tombstone, it should say "Always at the wrong place at the wrong time."

How about... [grunts] Yippee-ki-yay... mother****er?! [grabs the gun and fires it through himself and into Gabriel]