Timothy Olyphant movie quotes
38 quotes from 4 movies
The Crazies (2010) as David Dutten
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[To Russell, in reference to Bill Farnum] The same look Rory gave me. The same goddamn look.
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I don't care what the calendar says. Opening day. That's the first day of spring.
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Do you wanna give up? You wanna sit here and die? Tell me and I will sit here and die with you.
Live Free or Die Hard (2007) as Thomas Gabriel
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[after discovering that the Warlock was hacking into his network] Fat bastard.
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[to McClane] I'm doing the Country a favour... But the question is, is the Country willing to pay for it?
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[to Farrell] We are leaving in three minutes. You have one.
Go (1999) as Todd
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Claire: You know what I like about you? And it's not your face. You're only medium-cute. But I think it's you're the first non-fake person I've met here. It's kind of nice.
Todd: Professional curiosity: What are you on?
Claire: I'm serious.
Todd: So am I. What are you on?
Claire: Ginseng and Dexatrim. You know what I like best about Christmas? The surprises. You get this box and you're sure you know what's inside. You shake it, weigh it, convinced you have it pegged. No doubt in your mind. But then you open it up, and it's different. You know. Wow! Bang! Surprise! It's kind of like you and me here, you know? I'm not saying it's anything it's not. Come on, this time yesterday, who would've thunk it?
Todd: Professional curiosity: What are you on?
Claire: I'm serious.
Todd: So am I. What are you on?
Claire: Ginseng and Dexatrim. You know what I like best about Christmas? The surprises. You get this box and you're sure you know what's inside. You shake it, weigh it, convinced you have it pegged. No doubt in your mind. But then you open it up, and it's different. You know. Wow! Bang! Surprise! It's kind of like you and me here, you know? I'm not saying it's anything it's not. Come on, this time yesterday, who would've thunk it?
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Todd: What do you want for Christmas, Claire?
Claire: I don't know.
Todd: You wanna get laid?
Claire: No.
Todd: No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
Claire: Look, they'll be here. They'll be here.
Todd: Are you a virgin?
Claire: What?
Todd: Come on, Claire. Answer the question. Answer the question, Claire!
Claire: [pause] Breakfast Club. I get it. Very funny.
Claire: I don't know.
Todd: You wanna get laid?
Claire: No.
Todd: No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
Claire: Look, they'll be here. They'll be here.
Todd: Are you a virgin?
Claire: What?
Todd: Come on, Claire. Answer the question. Answer the question, Claire!
Claire: [pause] Breakfast Club. I get it. Very funny.
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Ronna: I need a favor.
Todd: Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty **** slim. Tell me what you wanna buy.
Ronna: Twenty hits of Ecstasy.
Todd: You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits. Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which intent to sell becomes trafficking!
Ronna: Todd, I would never **** you like that.
Todd: How would you **** me?
Todd: Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty **** slim. Tell me what you wanna buy.
Ronna: Twenty hits of Ecstasy.
Todd: You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits. Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which intent to sell becomes trafficking!
Ronna: Todd, I would never **** you like that.
Todd: How would you **** me?
The Girl Next Door (2004) as Kelly
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[Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players] Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - ****, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
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[When some high school girls like the idea that Kelly has weed]
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Kelly: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
Kelly: This is politics.
Matthew: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
Kelly: This is politics.
