Scenes with Todd
5 scenes
Todd Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty **** slim. Tell me what you wanna buy.
Todd You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits. Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which intent to sell becomes trafficking!
Todd, I would never **** you like that.
Todd How would you **** me?
Todd What do you want for Christmas, Claire?
Todd You wanna get laid?
Todd No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
Look, they'll be here. They'll be here.
Todd Are you a virgin?
Todd Come on, Claire. Answer the question. Answer the question, Claire!
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Breakfast Club. I get it. Very funny.
Todd Hey Ronna, how are sales?
Todd I'm not going to ask you to. It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry. But Goddamned, Ronna. You **** me over for twenty lousy hits!
It's not what it looks like. It sort of is, but it's complicated. Not really. I know I **** up, okay? Please...I can make it up to you.
Todd I'm the last person you should ask a favor from.
I have the money. I have more than I owe you.
Todd So now you're an entrepreneur.
Thanks for buying me breakfast. Unless you wanna sit alone, I can...
Todd No. Fine.
See, I knew you weren't all evil...So, what do you have against The Family Circus?
Todd Okay. You sit down and read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comics spread. Right? And then there's the Family **** Circus, bottom right-hand corner, just waiting to suck. And that's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
You could just not read it.
Todd I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.
You know what I like about you? And it's not your face. You're only medium-cute. But I think it's you're the first non-fake person I've met here. It's kind of nice.
Todd Professional curiosity: What are you on?
Todd So am I. What are you on?
Ginseng and Dexatrim. You know what I like best about Christmas? The surprises. You get this box and you're sure you know what's inside. You shake it, weigh it, convinced you have it pegged. No doubt in your mind. But then you open it up, and it's different. You know. Wow! Bang! Surprise! It's kind of like you and me here, you know? I'm not saying it's anything it's not. Come on, this time yesterday, who would've thunk it?
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