T Tiny
Peep this. This chick's bobbing up and down on my dick like Marilyn Chambers...
S Singh
She found your dick?
T Tiny
Then she moves around the outside. She's painting the tree. It hits her in the eye. And her contact? It's, like, stuck on the end of my dick. Yo, her contact is stuck on the end of my dick!
Marcus Was it hard or soft?
S Singh
The contact lens.
Marcus Remember if it was colored? That she had two blue eyes and now one blue and one brown?
T Tiny
What does it matter?
Marcus It matters because it happened to me. That was my story. I told that story a year ago, man. The difference is I knew those small details. That and my story was true.
Marcus "Whatever"?
Marcus What do you mean?
T Tiny
Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass! I was making conversation. ****! Give a **** a break!
Marcus "****"? What ****, this ****?
T Tiny
I told you my mother's mother's mother was black.
Marcus This ain't Roots. Show me this Nubian's picture.
T Tiny
I don't carry her picture.
Marcus If you were less black, you'd be clear.
T Tiny
She was black as night!
Marcus Okay, stop! Truce!
T Tiny
Shut up! Man, I see black. I know I am. Color's a state of mind, Marcus.
Marcus You know, you're right.
S Singh
Thank you, Rhythm Nation.
T Tiny
**** you, Vanilla Ice.
Marcus The thing is, most people don't know how to make love. They stick it in, move it around till they get off. But what Tantra teaches you is how to deepen, prolong the sexual experience. Bring it to a higher level. If one man in 10 was having the sex I'm having, there'd be no war.
What's the longest you two ever did it?
Marcus Fourteen hours.
Holy shit! How many times you shoot?
Marcus Not once, man.
You didn't go once? Not even at the end?
Marcus You redirect the orgasm inside. How long do your orgasms last? Two, three seconds? I've had orgasms that have lasted up to an hour and a half.
Marcus Honest to God and I mean Allah.
Marcus Word.
Wait. No love. When'd you last get off?
Marcus I haven't ejaculated in six months. Anyone can do it. It just takes discipline.
T Tiny
Bullshit. You're some Obi-Wan Kenobi mother****er.
You call me old school. I'm for coming and going.
Marcus Hour and a half.
Marcus [as Simon checks into the hotel with a credit card]
What the hell you doing with a gold...Todd Gaines? The drug dealer.
He gets a discount here. He let me borrow it. He's a good guy.
Marcus He's the good drug dealer. Right. Sometimes I get confused.
Relax, we're gonna pay cash. That's just to get the room.
Marcus Man, where's your money?
Marcus We've been here five minutes.
I played this game at a $100 table and didn't understand it. Now I do. I figured out how to beat it.
Marcus Cool. Give me your wallet.
Here you go. What're you doing?
Marcus Come back in an hour for it. In an hour, I'll give you your money. Now get out. You're bad luck.
