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Simon: Lend me some money.
Marcus: Man, where's your money?
Simon: I lost it.
Marcus: We've been here five minutes.
Simon: I played this game at a $100 table and didn't understand it. Now I do. I figured out how to beat it.
Marcus: Cool. Give me your wallet.
Simon: Here you go. What're you doing?
Marcus: Come back in an hour for it. In an hour, I'll give you your money. Now get out. You're bad luck.


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