David Dutten quotes from The Crazies (2010)

View Quote I don't care what the calendar says. Opening day. That's the first day of spring.

View Quote [to Judy, after evading the helicopter and driving into the car wash] What road can they not see? Tell me, what magic road can they not see? Tell me and I'll **** go!

View Quote Do you wanna give up? You wanna sit here and die? Tell me and I will sit here and die with you.

View Quote [To Travis] Travis you ask about that again and I will throw you out off the **** boat.

View Quote [To Russell, in reference to Bill Farnum] The same look Rory gave me. The same goddamn look.

View Quote Did we or did we not request a transfer for him this morning?

View Quote Tell you what Kevin, don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask you why you can.

View Quote David: Tom, they get out?
Tom: Not Deardra and Nicholas. Just Bill.
Judy: Oh, my God.
Tom: ...When we got here, there was a empty gas can sitting out front. And Bill? Well, he was mowing the goddamn lawn.

View Quote David: Russ, you get in touch with sheriff Burns in Cedar Rapids? Russ?
Russell: Uh, yeah. State troopers are coming in this afternoon to pick him up for transfer. How long has he been playing a statue?
David: Couple hours now. Same look Rory gave me. The same goddamn look.

View Quote David: Well, we got us a pilot. Where's the plane?
Russell: You know, last week, Travis Quinn was going around saying he heard something crash out by hopman bog. I didn't think nothing of it--
David: On account of him being full of shit?
Russell: As a general rule.
David: Well, maybe there's an exception.
Russell: Maybe.

View Quote David: A plane that size goes down, nothing about it in the paper? Nothing in the news. Make any sense to you?
Russell: [offhandedly] Depends on what the payload is.
David: Exactly what I'm thinking.
Russell: Which is what?
David: Hopman bog? What's that drain into?
Russell: Dwyer Creek.
David: Which drains into?
Russell: Black pond. Hey, you remember that monster Catfish---
David: Russell, where do you think we get our drinking water from?

View Quote [After discovering Bill on the ground in the jail cell, unmoving]
Russell: Well, is he dead?
David: Well, if he is, he won't mind waiting.

View Quote David: You know what?
Russell: What?
David: We're in trouble.

View Quote Old Lady: [repeatedly] Did Peter call?
Russell: That's gonna be me.
David: Russ, we got enough problems without you inventing them.
Russell: That's easy for you to say. Your at the end of the pipeline, I'm a half-mile from the Farnum's.
David: Who's the sheriff?
Russell: What?
David: Who's the sheriff of Pierce County?
Russell: You are.
David: I am. Who's the deputy?
Russell: Well, that would be me.
David: You are. Deputy does what the sheriff tells him. That's the balance of power. And I'm telling you, your not getting sick. You understand me?
[Russell nods, appreciatively. David walks away to get Judy and Becca]
Russell: I hope your right chief. I'm no world leader, but I had plans.

View Quote Becca: [panicked] Why aren't we moving?!
Russell: Why the **** aren't we moving, chief?!
David: Because I can't get any **** traction, that's why.