Russell Clank quotes from The Crazies (2010)

View Quote [to Travis out in Hopman Bog] You're full of shit. [to David] He's full of shit.

View Quote Hoo-****in'-yah. [repeated line]

View Quote [Last words] **** you for what you did.

View Quote I'm not right, am I?

View Quote Come on, chief, I'm done. I'm gonna die here no matter what, so let it mean something. Let it mean that you two make it out, give me that.

View Quote [After Curt Hamill] Just making sure.

View Quote [To Judy, after Becca's coughing fit] I'm just saying, if she's sick, we don't want to be in the **** car with her.

View Quote [To Travis, regards to the crashed plane] You said it sounded like a plane, Trav? Shit, big plane, little plane? What? Come on now.

View Quote [To David, threatening him with his gun] One. Two. Three. That's how many times I saved your life.

View Quote A funny thing happened on the way to Cedar Rapids. Bastards spiked my tires.

View Quote I hope you're right chief. I'm no world beater, but I had plans.

View Quote David: Russ, you get in touch with sheriff Burns in Cedar Rapids? Russ?
Russell: Uh, yeah. State troopers are coming in this afternoon to pick him up for transfer. How long has he been playing a statue?
David: Couple hours now. Same look Rory gave me. The same goddamn look.

View Quote David: Well, we got us a pilot. Where's the plane?
Russell: You know, last week, Travis Quinn was going around saying he heard something crash out by hopman bog. I didn't think nothing of it--
David: On account of him being full of shit?
Russell: As a general rule.
David: Well, maybe there's an exception.
Russell: Maybe.

View Quote David: A plane that size goes down, nothing about it in the paper? Nothing in the news. Make any sense to you?
Russell: [offhandedly] Depends on what the payload is.
David: Exactly what I'm thinking.
Russell: Which is what?
David: Hopman bog? What's that drain into?
Russell: Dwyer Creek.
David: Which drains into?
Russell: Black pond. Hey, you remember that monster Catfish---
David: Russell, where do you think we get our drinking water from?

View Quote [After discovering Bill on the ground in the jail cell, unmoving]
Russell: Well, is he dead?
David: Well, if he is, he won't mind waiting.

View Quote David: You know what?
Russell: What?
David: We're in trouble.

View Quote Old Lady: [repeatedly] Did Peter call?
Russell: That's gonna be me.
David: Russ, we got enough problems without you inventing them.
Russell: That's easy for you to say. Your at the end of the pipeline, I'm a half-mile from the Farnum's.
David: Who's the sheriff?
Russell: What?
David: Who's the sheriff of Pierce County?
Russell: You are.
David: I am. Who's the deputy?
Russell: Well, that would be me.
David: You are. Deputy does what the sheriff tells him. That's the balance of power. And I'm telling you, your not getting sick. You understand me?
[Russell nods, appreciatively. David walks away to get Judy and Becca]
Russell: I hope your right chief. I'm no world leader, but I had plans.

View Quote Becca: [panicked] Why aren't we moving?!
Russell: Why the **** aren't we moving, chief?!
David: Because I can't get any **** traction, that's why.