I just want you to know that I know who you really are, and you're better than this. [Danielle uncrumples the paper and it is the drawing she made of the girl with lipstick at the table with Matthew.]
Scenes with Matthew Kidman
13 scenesOh my God, am I gonna die?!?
Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically [mumbling] being a **** boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.
Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.
It's not funny.
It's a little funny.
So, what was the scholarship for?
Moral fiber.
Dude, don't mess this up.
Mess what up?
Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Eli, I like this girl.
And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Oh, you know what? Fine!
Fine!
Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't **** her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! **** her for me! For me!
Why are you doing this?
What?
This.
Isn't that what you want? A porn star in a cheap motel? So this is what you really think of me.
Why didn't you just tell me?
Because I didn't want to! Because I loved the way you looked at me. You don't understand how hard...
Wait!
Dude!
I know.
Dude!
I know.
Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
This is politics.
Eli, do those girls go to your school?
Actually, no, Mrs. Kidman, they're porn stars.
[Mrs. Kidman laughs dismisingly]
Thank you.
For what?
I never went to prom.





