Eli
Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew
Mess what up?
Eli
Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew
Eli, I like this girl.
Eli
And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew
Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli
Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew
Fine!
Eli
Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't **** her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! **** her for me! For me!
