The Little Rascals (1994) · 30 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Little Rascals (1994): in 11 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Spanky (6), Butch (4), Darla (4)
Alfalfa Things couldn't possibly get any worse! [runs straight into Butch and Woim] Oh, then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Nice tan!
Any last words?
Alfalfa Yeah, uh! See ya!
Alfalfa! [Alfalfa turns around to see Darla and Waldo sitting in the nearby hot tub, laughing] This is a side of you I've never seen before!
Alfalfa Darla! [Darla and Waldo laugh even harder] Darla, there's a perfectly logical explanation for this. [he turns to see Waldo’s Doberman, Fifi, snarling at him] Which I'll make up later! [he sprints off as Fifi chases him]
Alfalfa Why am I soaking wet?
Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
It's just a hole in the tent.
We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
That explains why you're so refined!
Alfalfa Yeah, and so oily!
Watch it, bud.
Alfalfa Skunked by that sleazy sidewinder Spanky! It's his fault Darla hates me!
Hey!
Well, hello, Mr. Bubbles.
That's the most disgusting display she-man woman loving I've ever seen!
Alfalfa Don't talk to me, you Benedict Arnold! You-You Judas Priest! This is all your fault!
All 'my fault?!
You torched the clubhouse.
And it's all my fault? Say, you're supposed to be guardin’ the go-cart, you muzak-warbling wimp!
Alfalfa Re-lax, you double-crossing mud muncher! I parked it right over there! (runs to show the Rascals the go-cart, but it's not there) It was right here.
Well, where is it?
Boy, you're messin’ up left and right.
That's it, you sissified tweety bird! I wish I had a club to throw you out of!
Me, too!
Alfalfa Well, you sewage-swinging slime ball!
Alfalfa If there still was a club, I QUIT!!! Hmph! (storms off)
Good!
What a wimp!
Yeah!
(a bubble comes out of Alfalfa's butt, causing the Rascals to laugh)
Alfalfa Is Spanky home?
I'm sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
I'm sorry, Spanky. Alfalfa's not here.
Darn!
Alfalfa Darn!
Alfalfa Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts.
Nothing like a security system to give you peace of mind.
[With the smell of pickles all over them, Butch and Woim head for home. As they walk past the dance hall, Butch spots Alfalfa and Spanky, who ran into the dance hall in panic. They need to find disguises. And fast. Frantically, the boys run into the costume room. Tutus, wigs and leotards spill out. Alfalfa looks at Spanky. Spanky looks at Alfalfa. They don't have any choice. Butch and Woim are hot on their trail. The bullies race down the hallway, and push open the first door they see. AAH!! A bunch of girls shriek. Wrong door. Butch and Woim run back down the hallway. They open another door. More shrieks. Next they come to the costume room. The door to the room swings open]
Say, you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?
Alfalfa You mean behind you? [Spanky pinches him] I think they went in there.
Whew. [hey watch Butch and Woim walk in on Ms. Roberts. She frustratingly ushers the bullies out the door] Let's ange-chay and am-scray!
Alfalfa You took the words right out of my mouth. [pushes the exit door]
Hi!
Are you a Sugar Plum fairy?
Alfalfa Pardon me. I'm sweating like a pig. It's the recital.
Here's my handkerchief. [gives Alfalfa her handkerchief. He wipes the sweat off his forehead. And then he scrubs underneath his arms. After he's done, he offers the handkerchief back to her] Uh, you keep it. I'm emotional as well. My boyfriend Waldo is going to be here.
He's driving her to his mansion for tea.
Do you have any boyfriends?
No!
Alfalfa But, there is one boy I'd love to get to know. His name is Alfalfa.
Same here.
I don't miss him at all. Except...his voice. If he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July!
[Suddenly, the children are interrupted by Ms. Roberts. It is showtime. The girls head out to take their places]
[The dance hall is crowded. Lots of parents and friends have come. Waldo is there, as well. Against their better judgment, Alfalfa and Spanky are forced to join hands with the girls, and dance out onto the stage. In a panic, Alfalfa tosses the frog to Spanky, who doesn't want the frog either. Where can he put it? Faster, he shoves it down Alfalfa's leotard. Spinning and twirling, the girls begin to dance. Alfalfa and Spanky try to keep up, but it's hopeless. The frog is too distracting for Alfalfa. Jumping in emotion, he dances like a madman around the stage, hoping the frog will jump out of the leotard. The girls stop dancing. They can't take their eyes off the crazy ballerina. Eventually, the music ends. Everyone, including Alfalfa, takes a bow. The audience burst into laughter. Ms. Roberts is furious.]
Let's get out of here! [he and Spanky are offstage and head out the door] Good thing I finally caught that frog.
Yes. Now all you need to concern about is warts!
You've ruined my recital, you ragamuffin!
I'll distract them while you make a getaway.
Alfalfa Thanks, Spanky. You sure are a pal.
Hello, again.
Nice tan. Any last words?
Alfalfa Farewell!
Alfalfa Darla, there's a perfectly logical explanation– [his eyes dart to the growling Fifi] Which I'll make up later! [takes off]
You did it, Alfalfa! You won!
Alfalfa We did it! All of us!
Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big "Spoley-oley"!
Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!
Alfalfa Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
It ain't right! We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer, and you still win! Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!
Alfalfa I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
Pig puckey!
Allow me!
Looking good, man.
Yeah.
Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!
Alfalfa I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.
Put it in there, pal. You're quite a guy. Us machismo types have a club. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?
Alfalfa That's not Waldo!
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Then who's this guy who saved our butts?
Hi, guys. What's up?
A girl! Ohh!
Well, don't that beat all.
Alfalfa Spanky!
