Butch quotes from The Little Rascals (1994) ... Movie Quotes Database

Played by Sam Saletta

The Little Rascals (1994) · 30 quotes

5th most-quoted character in The Little Rascals (1994): in 6 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Alfalfa (4), Woim (4), Spanky (3)

Scenes with Butch

6 scenes

Alfalfa

[running through town in only his underwear]

Things couldn't possibly get any worse! [runs straight into Butch and Woim] Oh, then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

Woim

Nice tan!

Butch

Any last words?

Alfalfa

Yeah, uh! See ya!

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Butch

[Deleted scene; Butch and Woim attempt to steal the Blur]

This’ll be like stealin' candy from a baby.

Woim

The last time we stole candy from a baby, we ended up with the chicken pox.

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Woim

Nothin' beats a buck and a duck.

Buckwheat

Hey, you dumb duck, queda!

Butch

Hmm. [takes the key from the Blur, but finds it attached to a string] What's this?

Butch

[Meanwhile, Woim looks up to see a Rube Goldberg-like fashion hooked up to the key, and shudders in fear. Soon Butch does the same as they are both drenched in pickles and brine]

Oh, no, not pickles! Oh, yuck!

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Buckwheat

[Meanwhile, Buckwheat and Porky have caught up with the duck. And they have gotten the dollar bill, as well]

Nothing like a security system to give you peace of mind.
[With the smell of pickles all over them, Butch and Woim head for home. As they walk past the dance hall, Butch spots Alfalfa and Spanky, who ran into the dance hall in panic. They need to find disguises. And fast. Frantically, the boys run into the costume room. Tutus, wigs and leotards spill out. Alfalfa looks at Spanky. Spanky looks at Alfalfa. They don't have any choice. Butch and Woim are hot on their trail. The bullies race down the hallway, and push open the first door they see. AAH!! A bunch of girls shriek. Wrong door. Butch and Woim run back down the hallway. They open another door. More shrieks. Next they come to the costume room. The door to the room swings open]

Spanky

[disguised as a ballerina in a brunette wig]

Hiya, fellas!

Butch

Say, you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?

Alfalfa

[in a blonde wig]

You mean behind you? [Spanky pinches him] I think they went in there.

Spanky

Whew. [hey watch Butch and Woim walk in on Ms. Roberts. She frustratingly ushers the bullies out the door] Let's ange-chay and am-scray!

Alfalfa

You took the words right out of my mouth. [pushes the exit door]

Darla

Hi!

Girl

[This isn't the exit. It is the girls' changing room. And there is Mary Ann and all of Darla's other friends, as well. Spanky and Alfalfa's eyes grow wide]

Are you a Sugar Plum fairy?

Alfalfa

[nods. Sweat beads are beginning to form on his forehead. And the frog. He has been holding the frog in his hand all this time]

Pardon me. I'm sweating like a pig. It's the recital.

Darla

Here's my handkerchief. [gives Alfalfa her handkerchief. He wipes the sweat off his forehead. And then he scrubs underneath his arms. After he's done, he offers the handkerchief back to her] Uh, you keep it. I'm emotional as well. My boyfriend Waldo is going to be here.

Mary Ann

[grins knowingly]

He's driving her to his mansion for tea.

Darla

Do you have any boyfriends?

Boys

No!

Alfalfa

But, there is one boy I'd love to get to know. His name is Alfalfa.

Darla

[Spanky gives him a dirty look]

I used to know on Alfalfa. He took the best years of my life!

Spanky

Same here.

Darla

I don't miss him at all. Except...his voice. If he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July!
[Suddenly, the children are interrupted by Ms. Roberts. It is showtime. The girls head out to take their places]

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[The dance hall is crowded. Lots of parents and friends have come. Waldo is there, as well. Against their better judgment, Alfalfa and Spanky are forced to join hands with the girls, and dance out onto the stage. In a panic, Alfalfa tosses the frog to Spanky, who doesn't want the frog either. Where can he put it? Faster, he shoves it down Alfalfa's leotard. Spinning and twirling, the girls begin to dance. Alfalfa and Spanky try to keep up, but it's hopeless. The frog is too distracting for Alfalfa. Jumping in emotion, he dances like a madman around the stage, hoping the frog will jump out of the leotard. The girls stop dancing. They can't take their eyes off the crazy ballerina. Eventually, the music ends. Everyone, including Alfalfa, takes a bow. The audience burst into laughter. Ms. Roberts is furious.]

Alfafa

Let's get out of here! [he and Spanky are offstage and head out the door] Good thing I finally caught that frog.

Spanky

Yes. Now all you need to concern about is warts!

Ms. Roberts

[In panic, Alfalfa begins to tear apart his clothes. Then what if he is now in his underwear? He doesn't want to have warts. With a ribbit of relief, the frog jumps from Alfalfa's leotard and onto the ground] [storms up to Spanky]

You've ruined my recital, you ragamuffin!

Spanky

[The two Rascals spin around and race for the door. Then they come to a halt. They have spotted Butch and Woim waiting for them]

I'll distract them while you make a getaway.

Alfalfa

Thanks, Spanky. You sure are a pal.

Spanky

Hello, again.

Butch

[Butch and Woim are taken by surprise. They have fallen under the husky ballerina's spell. As they stare at Spanky, Alfalfa slips astray from the dance hall and makes his escape] [Walking like a fancy movie star, Spanky heads in the same direction Alfalfa has. The only problem is, he doesn't see a big tree branch that hangs over his head. Spanky's wig gets caught on it––and his disguise is destroyed] [With cries of frustration, Butch and Woim start after Spanky. They lose him. But they find somebody else. Alfalfa] [Alalfa has been trying to sneak silently down the street. He doesn't think facts can be much worse. He's made a fool of himself at the recital in front of Darla and Waldo. And now, here he is, walking down the street in his underwear] [With a gasp, he sees Butch and Woim]

Nice tan. Any last words?

Alfalfa

[Alfalfa thinks for a moment]

Farewell!

Alfalfa

[Alfalfa runs as fast as he can. Zigzagging through yards, running down sidewalks-----anything to get away. In front of him stands a giant mansion. This is as nice a place as any, thinks Alfalfa. Tearing up the walk, he squeezes past a woman in the doorway. In her hands are two large cakes] [He is just in time. The woman shuts the door, right in Butch and Woim's faces] [Poor Alfalfa. Now that he is in, he doesn't know how to get out. He hurries past an alarmed maid, and out the back door] [It is Waldo's dog, Fifi. And if that is Waldo's dog, but this may be Waldo's house. But Alfalfa doesn't want to think about that now. He has to get away from Fifi] [With a splash, Alfalfa jumps into the pool. He kicks up a storm. There. All that splashing shall frighten away the dog. As Fifi stands and stares into one end of the pool, Alfalfa pulls himself out of the other and begins to run again] [Huh, thinks Alfalfa. What a breezy day this is. He feels so free, so alive, so...so...naked. He is naked. In horror, he turns back toward the pool. His underwear is floating gently on the water. Running back, Alfalfa bends over to retrieve it. But not before Darla and Waldo see him] [Can anything more embarrassing happen, Alfalfa thinks to himself]

Darla, there's a perfectly logical explanation– [his eyes dart to the growling Fifi] Which I'll make up later! [takes off]

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Stymie

You did it, Alfalfa! You won!

Alfalfa

We did it! All of us!

Froggy

Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big "Spoley-oley"!

Kids

Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!

Alfalfa

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...

Butch

It ain't right! We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer, and you still win! Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!

Alfalfa

I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.

Butch

Pig puckey!

Woim

Allow me!

Stymie

Looking good, man.

Kids

Yeah.

Spanky

Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!

Alfalfa

I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.

Spanky

Put it in there, pal. You're quite a guy. Us machismo types have a club. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?

Alfalfa

That's not Waldo!

Waldo

You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Spanky

Then who's this guy who saved our butts?

Darla

Hi, guys. What's up?

Spanky

A girl! Ohh!

Stymie

Well, don't that beat all.