Buckwheat [delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit.
Played by Ross Bagley 
The Little Rascals (1994) · 30 quotes
The Little Rascals (1994) · 30 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Little Rascals (1994): in 9 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Porky (3), Butch (2)
Scenes with Buckwheat
9 scenes Buckwheat Buckwheat [Buckwheat and Porky are at a payphone across from the firehouse]
Quick! What's the number for 911?
How do I know?
[They run away leaving the phone off the hook]
Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Buckwheat Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.
Buckwheat Hey, my mom's here!
Buckwheat [Uh-Huh is inside a smelly garbage can]
Hey, Uh-huh. Does it stink in there?
Uh-huh
Uh-huh!
Buckwheat We got a dollar, we got a dollar, we got a dollar. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Buckwheat We're goin’ to the race. We're going to win first place, and you have an ugly face!
[Buckwheat points at Porky; Porky giggles happily]
Nothin' beats a buck and a duck.
Buckwheat Hey, you dumb duck, queda!
Hmm. [takes the key from the Blur, but finds it attached to a string] What's this?
[Meanwhile, Woim looks up to see a Rube Goldberg-like fashion hooked up to the key, and shudders in fear. Soon Butch does the same as they are both drenched in pickles and brine]
Oh, no, not pickles! Oh, yuck!
Buckwheat [Meanwhile, Buckwheat and Porky have caught up with the duck. And they have gotten the dollar bill, as well]
Nothing like a security system to give you peace of mind.
[With the smell of pickles all over them, Butch and Woim head for home. As they walk past the dance hall, Butch spots Alfalfa and Spanky, who ran into the dance hall in panic. They need to find disguises. And fast. Frantically, the boys run into the costume room. Tutus, wigs and leotards spill out. Alfalfa looks at Spanky. Spanky looks at Alfalfa. They don't have any choice. Butch and Woim are hot on their trail. The bullies race down the hallway, and push open the first door they see. AAH!! A bunch of girls shriek. Wrong door. Butch and Woim run back down the hallway. They open another door. More shrieks. Next they come to the costume room. The door to the room swings open]
Say, you two chicklets see a couple of ugly mugs who ran in here?
Whew. [hey watch Butch and Woim walk in on Ms. Roberts. She frustratingly ushers the bullies out the door] Let's ange-chay and am-scray!
You took the words right out of my mouth. [pushes the exit door]
Hi!
Girl
[This isn't the exit. It is the girls' changing room. And there is Mary Ann and all of Darla's other friends, as well. Spanky and Alfalfa's eyes grow wide]
Are you a Sugar Plum fairy?
[nods. Sweat beads are beginning to form on his forehead. And the frog. He has been holding the frog in his hand all this time]
Pardon me. I'm sweating like a pig. It's the recital.
Here's my handkerchief. [gives Alfalfa her handkerchief. He wipes the sweat off his forehead. And then he scrubs underneath his arms. After he's done, he offers the handkerchief back to her] Uh, you keep it. I'm emotional as well. My boyfriend Waldo is going to be here.
Mary Ann
[grins knowingly]
He's driving her to his mansion for tea.
Do you have any boyfriends?
Boys
No!
But, there is one boy I'd love to get to know. His name is Alfalfa.
Same here.
I don't miss him at all. Except...his voice. If he sings, he makes me melt like a popsicle on the Fourth of July!
[Suddenly, the children are interrupted by Ms. Roberts. It is showtime. The girls head out to take their places]