Things couldn't possibly get any worse! [runs straight into Butch and Woim] Oh, then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Nice tan!
Any last words?
Yeah, uh! See ya!
The Little Rascals (1994) · 30 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Little Rascals (1994): in 4 of its 30 quotes
Most scenes with: Butch (4), Alfalfa (2)
Things couldn't possibly get any worse! [runs straight into Butch and Woim] Oh, then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Nice tan!
Any last words?
Yeah, uh! See ya!
This’ll be like stealin' candy from a baby.
The last time we stole candy from a baby, we ended up with the chicken pox.
Nothin' beats a buck and a duck.
Hey, you dumb duck, queda!
Hmm. [takes the key from the Blur, but finds it attached to a string] What's this?
Oh, no, not pickles! Oh, yuck!
You did it, Alfalfa! You won!
We did it! All of us!
Gentlemen, let's give Alfalfa a big "Spoley-oley"!
Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley! Spoley-oley!
Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you...
It ain't right! We go through all the trouble of stealing your racer, and you still win! Better brace yourself, because now I'm really gonna kick your butt!
I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case I'm willing to make an exception.
Pig puckey!
Allow me!
Looking good, man.
Yeah.
Hey, there's the guy who risked his neck for us!
I gotta admit, he turned out to be pretty okay, darn it.
Put it in there, pal. You're quite a guy. Us machismo types have a club. The He-Man Woman-Haters Club. Alfalfa, I'm extending a membership offer here. Now, what is it?
That's not Waldo!
You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Then who's this guy who saved our butts?
Hi, guys. What's up?
A girl! Ohh!
Well, don't that beat all.
Spanky!