And you, you can tell that friend of yours, to go **** himself.
Andrew You know, I only have one friend who can actually do that, and I doubt you've met.
Played by Khary Payton 
Latter Days (2004) · 42 quotes
Latter Days (2004) · 42 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Latter Days (2004): in 5 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Christian Markelli (2), Julie (2)
**** you, I'm Donna Reed on a stick.
Scenes with Andrew
4 scenes Andrew 
Do you believe in God?
Andrew You mean other than Madonna?
Andrew Quit bitching. It's the early bird that gets the worm.
Huh, there's an incentive, expecially when you can get pizza til 2am.
Andrew Ok, here's the deal. After your training, I'm gonna set you up with a route.
A route? On my first day?
Andrew It's what you do already, it's delivering food - only this time you're driving. Think of yourself as a waiter on wheels.
Great. Give me some hot pants and roller skates, this will be the fulfillment of a dream.
Andrew [looks Christian up and down]
For all of us.
[On Mormons]
Oh, honey, you do not want to let them get into your psyche. You start off listening to Amy Grant, but then, before you know, it's 3am and you got your Visa card and you're giving it to that scary bitch on TV with the lavender hair.
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Andrew I dated this guy once, actor, cute, Southern, came from this real religious family. Well, his parents found out he was gay and can you say drama? They sent him to one of those Christian change ministries.
Traci Wow, did he change?
Andrew Did he? Miss Thang used to be a top. I'm serious. He's still gayer than a box of birds.
Andrew I dated this Mormon guy once, his family put him through shock therapy. We'd have sex, he was a wild man. Then he'd want to throw himself out the window.
Traci So? You live on the first floor.
Andrew Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.
What, you would have sex to help your career?
Andrew Honey, I've blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment. Sex for my career would be noble.
