6th most-quoted character in Latter Days (2004): in 4 of its 42 quotes
Scenes with Keith
4 scenes
Could be worse, could be raining. Oh yeah: it IS raining.
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Well, apparently poor Pam Anderson has had her breast implants taken out and put back in so many times that her entire chest is collapsing. Ohh, they have bikini pictures. [gasps] They're horrible!
Keith Shut up.
No, they are, seriously, they're down to her knees.
Keith I used to be you. Yeah, I had a career, friends, looks, the whole package. But now I'm just a skeletal reminder that we may only be in the eye of the hurricane.
Keith Christ, my butt has wasted away to nothing. It's too bad, cos I used to have a killer ass. I did. I've got pictures of it around here somewhere.
Keith If we've reached a point where you're dragging on my day, then we've got a problem. Seriously, you gotta do something. It's time to make a move. Just find a way to get past this.
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