Julie And you, you can tell that friend of yours, to go **** himself.
You know, I only have one friend who can actually do that, and I doubt you've met.
Played by Rebekah Johnson 
Latter Days (2004) · 42 quotes
Latter Days (2004) · 42 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Latter Days (2004): in 6 of its 42 quotes
Most scenes with: Christian Markelli (4), Andrew (2)
Scenes with Julie
6 scenes Julie 
Where did we end up last night?
Julie I don't know, but I woke up without my bra, that's never a good sign.
Christian [Looks down and notices he's wearing it]: Uh, I wouldn't worry about it.
Julie Why don't we play two-on-two?
But you're...
Julie A girl? So I can't play. But then again, I am black, so maybe I can. Your problem's gonna be deciding which one of your narrow-minded stereotypes is gonna kick your lily-white ass.
Yeah, right.
Julie Afraid you'll get beat?
By a girl, and a ****?
We'll mop you like a dirty floor.
[Game on]
Julie Wait, are you still not over missionary man?
I don't know.
Julie Chris...
It's weird with him disappearing like that.
Julie Ok, well then, just stop moping like a school girl, and do something about it. Call him.
Just dial 1-800-TORTURED MORMON?
Julie Probably. It sounds like there are enough of them.
Julie Now, I don't want you to snap to some judgement.
Why? Is it some kind of a nasty ass Christina Aguilera skank-a-rama kinda video?
[On Mormons]
Oh, honey, you do not want to let them get into your psyche. You start off listening to Amy Grant, but then, before you know, it's 3am and you got your Visa card and you're giving it to that scary bitch on TV with the lavender hair.
...
I dated this guy once, actor, cute, Southern, came from this real religious family. Well, his parents found out he was gay and can you say drama? They sent him to one of those Christian change ministries.
Traci
Wow, did he change?
Did he? Miss Thang used to be a top. I'm serious. He's still gayer than a box of birds.
I dated this Mormon guy once, his family put him through shock therapy. We'd have sex, he was a wild man. Then he'd want to throw himself out the window.
Traci
So? You live on the first floor.
Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.
Julie What, you would have sex to help your career?
Honey, I've blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment. Sex for my career would be noble.
