Quit bitching. It's the early bird that gets the worm.

Huh, there's an incentive, expecially when you can get pizza til 2am.

Ok, here's the deal. After your training, I'm gonna set you up with a route.

A route? On my first day?

It's what you do already, it's delivering food - only this time you're driving. Think of yourself as a waiter on wheels.

Great. Give me some hot pants and roller skates, this will be the fulfillment of a dream.

[looks Christian up and down]

For all of us.