“So I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit...” – Po, Kung Fu Panda ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Kung Fu Panda 2008

Po

(Po is making dinner for The Furious Five)

So I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Fujian Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"

Crane

Really? So how'd you get out of there alive?

Po

I mean, I didn't, I didn't actually say that... but I thought it... in... in my mind. If he could read my mind he woulda been like "What?" Order up.

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