This is Gian Piero and Massimo. They're apprentice butchers.
Mark Avery Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?
Shut up!
Played by Steven Anthony Lawrence 
Kicking & Screaming (2005) · 50 quotes
Kicking & Screaming (2005) · 50 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Kicking & Screaming (2005): in 4 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Phil Weston (3), Mike Ditka (3)
Scenes with Mark Avery
4 scenes Mark Avery Mark Avery Hey Buck, remember when we beat you at the championship game?
Oh yeah, well remember the time when I shoved that kid into the pool?
[kicks Mark into the swimming pool]
[at practice the next day]
Look who's here! I'll give you a hint - Hall of Fame, Chicago Bears...
Mark Avery Sammy Sosa?
C'mon.
No, no. Football. Coached the 1986-
Right, '85 Bears to a Super Bowl victory... it's Mike Ditka!
Mark Do you know Sammy Sosa?
Hey, zip it, kid! I'm a coach that knows about winning! I'm gonna push you guys, like you've never been pushed before! Some of you are gonna wish I was dead!
It's true. I know it's a weird thought but it's true.
I eat quitters for breakfast and I spit out their bones!
Delicious!
This is gonna be the hardest thing you've ever done in your whole lives. But when it's over...
Don't get emotional...
When it's over...
You guys are gonna be champions!
Champions!
Now let's get out there and kick some butt!
On three, 'let's have fun'
I just made it up.
Come on, get in here.
I know we're on a five-game losing streak but I've got good news. Umberto!
[Umberto arrives with Massimo and Gian Piero]
We've got two new players joining the team. Guys; Gian Piero and Massimo. Now these boys are from Italy so they don't speak English that well. We're all gonna help them learn. They're apprentice butchers.
Mark Avery Could the blacksmiths and candlestick makers not make it?
Shut up.
I come back and pick-up 5:00. [making the two boys recite before leaving] Buon divertimento. Prima la carne.
Prima la carne.
What?
Meat first!
Meat first! Yes, we love meat!
