Are you a robot-woman? Are you a robot?
Barbara Weston I am not a robot!
Played by Kate Walsh 
Kicking & Screaming (2005) · 50 quotes
Kicking & Screaming (2005) · 50 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Kicking & Screaming (2005): in 5 of its 50 quotes
Most scenes with: Phil Weston (5), The Tigers (2)
Scenes with Barbara Weston
5 scenes Barbara Weston
Janice Weston
[Phil, Barbara, and Sam arrive at Buck and Janice's home after the game]
Hi, you guys!
Barbara Weston Hi!
Barbara Weston [hugs Janice]
Hi, Buck.
Very funny, Dad. I've never heard that one before.
[passing out DVDs]
These are instructional DVDs. Study them. Watch them. I only watched it once and already I learned this - it's called "Up and Over".
[he shows them this new kick, nearly wrecking the fireplace] [hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery]
Here, hold this.
Barbara Weston Guys, I told you, no playing soccer in the house.
You did, you said it a lot.
Barbara Weston Who did that?
HE DID!
What? Nut'uh!
[the kids all descend upon him]
Every good thing starts with a Brat!
Barbara Weston [catching her breath]
No it's not.
It is over there.
[passing out DVDs]
Got you a gift. Soccer Dan instructional DVD. We're gonna keep learning as we go. This is where we're really gonna hone our skills. This will take us to the next level. Study it. Watch it. I only watched it for 5 minutes, I already learned this, it's called "Up and Over". [he shows them this new kick] You can learn things like, maybe back over here! Fakes left, fakes right, he shoots! [nearly wrecking the fireplace]
Barbara Weston What is going on in there? [Phil hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery] Guys, I said no playing soccer in the house.
You did, you said it a lot.
Barbara Weston Who did that?
HE DID!
What? Nut'uh!
Hunter
Kill Phil! [the kids start attacking Phil]
