Most scenes together: Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass & Mr. Lizewski (3), Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass & Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker (2), Dave Lizweski/Kick-Ass & Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl (2)
Kick-Ass 2 quotes
Page 2 of 3Alright, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.
Are you afraid you're not gonna grow into your big boy's pants?
Are you really that stupid? There's two of you and a whole army of us, Do you really have such a hard-on to die?
Avengers assemble, asshole.
Dave, your father loved you. Just like my daddy loved me. And I know it hurts. But maybe-maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero. It's taking that pain and turning it into something good. Something right. Remember what you told me? "This is your life. You got to live it." Now help me find some pliers. I'm gonna make this guy eat his own dick.
Game on, ****s.
Get the word out that I'm building an evil army.
Heh heh, yeah! There's a dog on your balls!
Hence forth I'll be known as The Mother****er!
I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad.
I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face!
I'm here to end Kick-Ass!
Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch.
My superpower is that I'm rich as shit.