Terry: I bet you're a little confused.
Rick: I think I understand.
Terry: I know I should've told you sooner, but, uh... I didn't. Um... I'm a...
Rick: [cuts her off] Terry, I know. You're gay.
Terry: I'm not gay.
Rick: Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.
Terry: I'm a girl. I'm a woman.
Rick: [chuckles] Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper.
[Terry opens her tuxedo shirt and reveals her breasts to Rick]
Rick: Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?
Terry: I'm sorry.
Rick: Where do you get off having tits?
Terry: There was this contest, and I needed prove it, but then I stayed and I met you. And you're so wonderful that...
Rick: Shit... I can't believe this.
Terry: Rick, I know you're mad, but I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me that I just...
Rick: Then this whole thing was bullshit. Major bullshit.
...
[Terry kisses Rick in front of everybody at the prom]
Rick: [pushes Terry off him] It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.
Rick: I think I understand.
Terry: I know I should've told you sooner, but, uh... I didn't. Um... I'm a...
Rick: [cuts her off] Terry, I know. You're gay.
Terry: I'm not gay.
Rick: Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.
Terry: I'm a girl. I'm a woman.
Rick: [chuckles] Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper.
[Terry opens her tuxedo shirt and reveals her breasts to Rick]
Rick: Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?
Terry: I'm sorry.
Rick: Where do you get off having tits?
Terry: There was this contest, and I needed prove it, but then I stayed and I met you. And you're so wonderful that...
Rick: Shit... I can't believe this.
Terry: Rick, I know you're mad, but I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me that I just...
Rick: Then this whole thing was bullshit. Major bullshit.
...
[Terry kisses Rick in front of everybody at the prom]
Rick: [pushes Terry off him] It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.
Terry : I bet you're a little confused.
Rick : I think I understand.
Terry : I know I should've told you sooner, but, uh... I didn't. Um... I'm a...
Rick : [cuts her off] Terry, I know. You're gay.
Terry : I'm not gay.
Rick : Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.
Terry : I'm a girl. I'm a woman.
Rick : [chuckles] Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper.
[Terry opens her tuxedo shirt and reveals her breasts to Rick]
Rick : Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?
Terry : I'm sorry.
Rick : Where do you get off having tits?
Terry : There was this contest, and I needed prove it, but then I stayed and I met you. And you're so wonderful that...
Rick : Shit... I can't believe this.
Terry : Rick, I know you're mad, but I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me that I just...
Rick : Then this whole thing was bullshit. Major bullshit.
...
[Terry kisses Rick in front of everybody at the prom]
Rick : [pushes Terry off him] It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.
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