I bet you're a little confused.

I think I understand.

I know I should've told you sooner, but, uh... I didn't. Um... I'm a...

[cuts her off]

Terry, I know. You're gay.

I'm not gay.

Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.

I'm a girl. I'm a woman.

[chuckles]

Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper.

[Terry opens her tuxedo shirt and reveals her breasts to Rick]

Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?

I'm sorry.

Where do you get off having tits?

There was this contest, and I needed prove it, but then I stayed and I met you. And you're so wonderful that...

Shit... I can't believe this.

Rick, I know you're mad, but I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me that I just...

Then this whole thing was bullshit. Major bullshit.
...

[Terry kisses Rick in front of everybody at the prom] [pushes Terry off him]

It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.