Just One of the Guys (1985) · 15 quotes
Most-quoted character in Just One of the Guys (1985): in 12 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Buddy Griffith (8), Rick (2)
Terry I am going to be a reporter.
Mr. Raymaker That's good. I like that attitude. But don't you think that it would be nice to have something to fall back on?
Terry Like what?
Mr. Raymaker Uh, well, you're a pretty girl, you could be a model.
Terry Be a model? Why? Because a pretty girl couldn't possibly have a brain?
Terry Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
No, you don't. The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell.
Very crucial. Something every guy does. Let me see you scratch your balls.
Hey, come on, try it.
Wait a minute. Watch the master. Now first, there's your basic shift. [Buddy shifts his body with his balls] But that's not always enough. Sometimes you've got to get inside, dig a little, let some air in, move things around.
Terry Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.
All balls itch. It's a fact!
I'm 15 years old. In two years, I reach the peak of my sexual powers. The clock is ticking. I have to get jamming.
Terry Can't you hear what you're saying? Aren't you a little embarrassed?
Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass every time.
Terry Budster, listen to me. Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love?
I guarantee it, I'll be in love.
Terry Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?
A blowjob?
Terry Come on, Buddy, admit it. You would love to spend your entire life just using women's bodies.
Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds. I'd like a little time to reminisce.
Terry What are you doing?
What's it look like I'm doing?
Terry Well, do you have to do that in here?
Seemed like the right time, certainly the right place.
Terry Listen, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish, and she's all yours.
Sounds too kinky for me.
Terry Budster, I need you. She needs you. You need her.
Is she really half-naked?
Terry Maybe more by now.
What if you're lying?
Terry What if I'm not?
Good point. If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
Terry I know I could do better. I'm just confused.
Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear.
Terry Budmeister, are you okay?
No, Terry, I'm not. Mom and Dad come home Monday. I've had two weeks of total freedom. The closest that I've come to sex was a girl who took her top off to seduce my sister. What's wrong with me?
Terry I bet you're a little confused.
I think I understand.
Terry I know I should've told you sooner, but, uh... I didn't. Um... I'm a...
Terry I'm not gay.
Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.
Terry I'm a girl. I'm a woman.
Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?
Terry I'm sorry.
Where do you get off having tits?
Terry There was this contest, and I needed prove it, but then I stayed and I met you. And you're so wonderful that...
Shit... I can't believe this.
Terry Rick, I know you're mad, but I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me that I just...
Then this whole thing was bullshit. Major bullshit.
...
It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.
Mr. Raymaker I'm sorry I misjudged you.
Terry You don't have to apologize. I wouldn't have this job if it weren't for you. I mean, you forced me to fight for what I wanted, and I will never forget you for that.
Mr. Raymaker Thank you.
