Buddy Griffith Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had lots of sex. Just that now I want to try it with a partner.
Played by Billy Jayne 
Just One of the Guys (1985) · 15 quotes
Just One of the Guys (1985) · 15 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Just One of the Guys (1985): in 10 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Terry (8)
Hello? Hey, yo, scumbag! Hey, suck your own. Eat me. Hey, same to you, buttface! [Terry stares] Mom says 'hi.'
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Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
Buddy No, you don't. The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell.
Buddy
[Buddy teaches Terry how to act like a guy]
Very crucial. Something every guy does. Let me see you scratch your balls.
Budy
[Terry rolls her eyes at Buddy]
Hey, come on, try it.
Buddy
[Terry scratches her jeans]
Wait a minute. Watch the master. Now first, there's your basic shift. [Buddy shifts his body with his balls] But that's not always enough. Sometimes you've got to get inside, dig a little, let some air in, move things around.
Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch.
Buddy
All balls itch. It's a fact!
Buddy I'm 15 years old. In two years, I reach the peak of my sexual powers. The clock is ticking. I have to get jamming.
Can't you hear what you're saying? Aren't you a little embarrassed?
Buddy Nope. I'm horny. Horny will kick embarrassment's ass every time.
Budster, listen to me. Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love?
Buddy I guarantee it, I'll be in love.
Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?
Buddy A blowjob?
Come on, Buddy, admit it. You would love to spend your entire life just using women's bodies.
Buddy Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds. I'd like a little time to reminisce.
[Terry asks for Buddy's help with Sandy up in his bedroom]
Listen, there's a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish, and she's all yours.
Buddy Sounds too kinky for me.
Budster, I need you. She needs you. You need her.
Buddy Is she really half-naked?
Maybe more by now.
Buddy What if you're lying?
What if I'm not?
Buddy Good point. If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail.
[Terry lays in bed moping about her article not being that great]
I know I could do better. I'm just confused.
Buddy Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear.
Budmeister, are you okay?
Buddy No, Terry, I'm not. Mom and Dad come home Monday. I've had two weeks of total freedom. The closest that I've come to sex was a girl who took her top off to seduce my sister. What's wrong with me?
