Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had lots of sex. Just that now I want to try it with a partner.
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Terry Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
Buddy No, you don't. The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell.
Terry Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?
Buddy A blowjob?
Terry Come on, Buddy, admit it. You would love to spend your entire life just using women's bodies.
Buddy Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds. I'd like a little time to reminisce.
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