[on the phone]
Hello? Hey, yo, scumbag! Hey, suck your own. Eat me. Hey, same to you, buttface! [Terry stares] Mom says 'hi.'
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Buddy Griffith Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. I've had lots of sex. Just that now I want to try it with a partner.
Terry Sometimes I just wish I were a guy.
Buddy No, you don't. The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell.
Terry Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?
Buddy A blowjob?
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