Just One of the Guys (1985) · 15 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Just One of the Guys (1985): in 3 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Terry (2)
What are you doing?
Rick What's it look like I'm doing?
Well, do you have to do that in here?
Rick Seemed like the right time, certainly the right place.
Rick Um, excuse me. Could I have your attention please? Your attention? Every day at lunch, we get a very special treat from a very special guy. A guy who has dedicated his life to building his body, pushing his muscles to the very limits of human endurance. Why, you ask? Why? Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food, Greg Tolan!
Rick Whoa, wait. Let's take a moment to find out a little bit about the man behind the mess. Greg! May I call you Greg? Now, tell us, Greg, how did you get into spilling food, huh? Were you a messy baby? Did you hate your strained peas? Well, you know, how most psychologists tell us that guys, well, they get into body building to compensate for either a lack of IQ, or a small weenie. Which is it, Greg? Well, those of us in Greg's gym class certainly know the answer to that one.
Greg I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!
Deborah Greg, please!
Rick Hey, isn't he great? Muscles and a sense of humor. Well, let's thank Greg for the many lunchtime thrills and spills he's given us. All right everybody, up! Come on, everybody up! Grab an end of your table! [the kids in the cafeteria go to an end of their table] A tribute to you, Greg. Lift! [everybody in the cafeteria lifts their table, spilling food, including spilling their food on Greg's feet] We love you, Greg!
I bet you're a little confused.
Rick I think I understand.
I know I should've told you sooner, but, uh... I didn't. Um... I'm a...
Rick Terry, I know. You're gay.
I'm not gay.
Rick Wait a minute. Now I'm confused.
I'm a girl. I'm a woman.
Rick Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper.
Rick Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?
I'm sorry.
Rick Where do you get off having tits?
There was this contest, and I needed prove it, but then I stayed and I met you. And you're so wonderful that...
Rick Shit... I can't believe this.
Rick, I know you're mad, but I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me that I just...
Rick Then this whole thing was bullshit. Major bullshit.
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Rick It's okay, everybody. It's all right. He has tits.
