Leah : Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em. Juno : I'm pregnant. Bren : Oh, God. Juno : But, uh ah, I'm going to give it up for adoption and I already found the perfect couple, they're going to pay for the medical expenses and everything. And in... what, ah... thirty-odd weeks we can just pretend that this never happened. Mac : You're pregnant? Juno : I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since Wednesday... morning! Bren : I didn't even know that you were sexually active. Juno : I, uh... Mac : Who is the kid? Juno : The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly. Bren : Nails, really? Juno : Yeah! Mac : No, I know I mean who's the father, Juno? Juno : Umm... It's Paulie Bleeker. Mac : [snorts incredulously] Paulie Bleeker? Juno : What? Mac : I didn't think he had it in him! Leah : I know, right?

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