Elliot Page movie quotes

128 quotes from 4 movies

Juno (2007) as Juno MacGuff

View Quote My dad used to be in the Army, but now he's just your average H-VAC specialist. He and my mom got divorced when I was five and now she lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly, this cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."

View Quote Yes, hello? I need to procure a hasty abortion?... What was that? I’m sorry, I’m on my hamburger phone. It’s kind of awkward to talk on. It’s really more of a novelty than a functional appliance.

View Quote I don't know, I just wanted something a little more edgier. I was thinking more like graphic designer, mid-thirties, you know? With a cool Asian girlfriend, who, like dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar. But I don't want to be too particular.

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Hard Candy (2006) as Hayley Stark

View Quote This really is one of the simplest operations you could imagine. Makes me wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping and selling cookies when they could teach them something really useful like this. [pause] Then again, I wouldn't know how they would design a merit badge for this type of activity.

View Quote I shouldn't have teased you like that. I shouldn't have let you think there was a way out of this.

View Quote I **** hate Goldfrapp.

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Inception (2010) as Ariadne

View Quote Mind telling your subconscious to take it easy?

View Quote Cobb! Wake me up! Wake me up!!

View Quote Wait, whose subconscious are we going into, exactly?

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The Odyssey (2026) as Sinon

View Quote If I never make it home, take this back to my father. Tell him everything I did. [pause] Odysseus! Feel free to add some stuff.

View Quote Odysseus: Antinous cheated you?
Sinon: As he's no doubt cheating you.
Odysseus: How?
Sinon: Who's in Ithaca looking after your wife and son?

View Quote Sinon: [dying by the Trojan Horse ] A gift. For Athena.
Trojan calvaryman: [thwarts a comrade's sword blow] Common Gods. Respect their offering. [to calvary] Save it from the waves! Take it to Athena's temple! The war is over!