Don't get greedy.
Hayley Stark
Elliot Page · 31 quotes
Jeff Kohlver
Patrick Wilson · 22 quotes
Most scenes together: Hayley Stark & Jeff Kohlver (19)
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Page 1 of 3Turns out castration is one of the easiest surgical procedures around. There's thousands of farmboys across the country gelding their livestock. If they can do it, I think I can pull it off. If you know what I mean.
I'm not **** livestock.
You keep telling yourself that, stud.
We gotta get this show on the road.
A teen doesn’t do this.
I’ve seen your idea of what teens should do.
Well if Denise was here right now, what would you say?
I'd say, "Help... a teenager cut my balls off. Call the police."
You are good and numb, aren't you?
**** off.
Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on.
You really just don't look like kind of guy who needs to meet girls over the internet.
Well, I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out real quick peoples faces lie.
Does my face lie?
[shakes his head weakly as he awakes from a drug induced stupor]
Why, uhh, why do I get, tied up first if, if this is how we're gonna play?
Jeff, playtime is over... Now it's time to wake up.
[while tied down to a chair]
Look, look. I've been lonely, okay? And that makes me stupid, but I am not a pedophile. Look, this is some horrible mistake. Just untie me now and we'll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now!
Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid. I untie you, you might understandably be a little peeved. So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose.
And when will that be?
I'm not sure yet.
Ah, so you and your mom are both wacked?
I dunno. That's that whole nature versus nurture question, isn't it? Was I born a cute, vindictive, little bitch or... did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that...
I'm not going to beg you.
You mean you're not going to beg again? Because you do it so well. "Please, pretty please with a cherry on top!"... One that you just had to pop.
It'll ruin my career... it'll ruin my life!
Well, didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar?
Look, I'm not the monster you think I am. But, okay, I crossed a line. Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in.
[as if narrating a headline]
"Cute Pedophile Pleads Guilty. Aww, it's not his fault. He's sick. He has an addiction."
I'll do jail. Isn't, isn't that what should happen?
Yeah. You might. You might get jail time. I dunno: therapy, drugs, group discussions, notifying people when you move into a new house. How bad is that, really?
It'll ruin my career, ruin my life.
Well, didn't Roman Polanski just win an Oscar?
This is some...teenage joke?
Teenage, yes. Joke, no.
Those letters are mine.
Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home.
Which do you wanna **** first, me or the knife? [as Hayley raises gun] Oh you know how to use that huh?
What? You're gonna shoot me? Shoot me, SHOOT ME, you're not gonna shoot me!