It's an unmitigated disaster, English!
I couldn't agree more, sir.
Well we need to get these jewels back, and fast! Tell me about this assailant, because when they searched the building later, there was no sign of him.
Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the Queen was being sedated.
But he's the only lead we've got, English. Oh, this is Roger from Data Support. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like?
Well, he was... big.
Hair colour?
Orange?!
And curly. Frizzy, actually. An eye patch, broken nose, very few teeth. Two I would say at the most, and a scar on his cheek... in the shape... of a banana.
Which cheek?
Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle.
Are you sure about this, English?
[Pegasus shows him the likeness; it resembles a cross between a pirate and a clown]
AH! Oh, that's him. An uncanny resemblance.
