Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes

126 total quotes

Ben Affleck
Brent
Brodie
Chaka Luther King
Chrissy
Cock-Knocker
Dante Hicks
Holden

Jay
Randal Graves
Reg Hartner
Scooby Doo
Sheriff
Sissy
Whillenholly
Willam Black

View Quote Whillenholly: Sorry, Justice. We've gotta go.
[to Jay]
Whillenholly: Hey, stop stealing monkeys.
Jay: **** you.
Whillenholly: Fair enough.

View Quote I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the **** outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em!

View Quote We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.

View Quote [to Jay]
Brent: What's your damage, little boy? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective.

View Quote Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

View Quote [Hand cut off by Jay] Not again.

View Quote Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.

View Quote Nights like this... I miss dating a lesbian.

View Quote [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]
Sissy: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice.
Justice: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-****', bitch.

View Quote Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who ****ed the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that ****ing pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!

View Quote I'm not even supposed to be here today!

View Quote [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine] It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.

View Quote [about Jay]
Banky: Your friend's a ****ing clown shoe, you know that?
Silent Bob: You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that.

View Quote [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] That's beautiful, man.

View Quote Another white boy in this movie? Damn.